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Wednesday, October 19, 2022

Halloween 2022: October 19th



Some movies just take you back. “Identity” came out in 2003, when I was in high school. At the time, I was really beginning to become a serious film buff, with my love of horror sucking up a lot of brain space. I was a “Fangoria” subscriber and this flick called “Identity” got a big feature in the April, 2003 issue. (The cover spot was, unfortunately, occupied by "Dreamcatcher.") It was sold as an Agatha Christy style whodunit with a slasher edge, the big studio break from the writer of the "Jack Frost" movies. I was intrigued and, upon seeing the flick on DVD months later, found it to be solid. That was a long time ago — nineteen years! — and I haven't thought about "Identity" much since then. Gosh, I wonder if it holds up...

Ex-cop turned limo driver Ed Dakota is driving his client, washed-up actress Caroline Suzanne, through the Nevada desert. During a torrential storm, he strikes a woman in the road. He drives the wounded woman, her nervous husband, and their quiet son to a seedy, roadside hotel. The storm strands more people in this location: A sex worker on the run after stealing from her john, a newlywed couple with some serious problems, and a cop transporting a violent convict. Soon, Caroline is found violently murdered. After another body shows up, it's discovered hotel keys are beside each victim, counting down from 10. Ed tries to uncover the killer, before it's too late. Meanwhile, an imprisoned serial killer received a mental health screening miles away... 

Setting goes a long way in the horror genre and "Identity" has a good one. The film goes out of its way to make the motel as sleazy as possible. The front desk is filthy. Every TV broadcast we see is static filled. A flickering neon sign attracts people from the road. Each room is small and dingy. This is a cramped, uncomfortable place to be, which sets up an unsettling mood. The unending rain on the outside reinforces this dread filled atmosphere. Director James Mangold — in between "Kate & Leopold" and "Walk the Line" in his incredibly random career — and cinematographer Phendon Papamichael shoot the movie mostly in cool blues and washed-out colors, furthering the chilly ambiance. 

As a screenplay, "Identity" is clearly inspired by "And Then There Was None." The isolated characters being picked off one-by-one, the killer leaving a taunting clue behind each time, with a nursery rhyme appearing throughout — William Hughes Mearns' "Antigonish," in this case — are all clearly inspired by Christy. While not as ridiculous as his "Jack Frost" scripts, Michael Cooney pumps up the premise with as much melodrama as possible. Nearly everyone is a red herring. The hotel owner is ridiculously sleazy, antagonizing the former hooker for no reason. The married couple argue about details that will not be important later. Both the cop and the killer he's transporting are scheming and untrustworthy. The method of murders include a head in a washing machine and a decently tense stabbing from the other side of a door, pushing this whodunit into slasher territory. 

"Identity" probably would've been a totally satisfying bit of pulp but it had to strive to be more. From the beginning, the audience is left to wonder what the seemingly unrelated subplot about a serial killer talking with his psychologist has to do with anything. Every time the movie cuts away from the hotel to these scenes, the tension deflates. Eventually, an absurd twist is revealed: The motel only exists in the killer's mind, each character is a different personality, and the murder-mystery represents his attempt to identify the murderous one. Bafflingly, this asinine twist is revealed a third of the way into the movie. This totally drains any tension from the last act. How can we care about anything that happens when none of it exists within the movie's universe? It takes all the air out of the mystery. 

Even if "Identity" is deflated by its own narrative juggling, the film at least assembled a hell of a collection of character actors to bring its suspects to life. John Cusack stars as Ed, suitably snarky in the role of a disgraced man looking for forgiveness. Cusack is pretty subtle but most of the cast go for glorious theatrics instead. John C. McGinley is fantastically jittery as the exceedingly nervous husband. Jake Busey is fittingly devilish as the convict while Ray Liotta has the right attitude as the cop. Clea DuVall gets some dynamite screaming in the one half of the newlyweds. John Hawkes, as the bigoted hotel owner, manages to make a character that probably would've been unlikable otherwise into colorful comic relief. Amanda Peet essentially plays the final girl and has all the qualities you look for in such a role. 

The mind-bending narrative device is definitely an example of a movie trying to be cleverer than was necessary. Sometimes, a bloody whodunit doesn't need to be anything more. The twist robs us of a proper ending, leaving the viewer unsatisfied. But the parts are greater than the whole here. Watching such a colorful cast bounce off each other is half of the fun in "Identity." The stylish direction, a solid Alan Silvestri score, and a dollop of suspense keeps me hooked through at least half the runtime. Sometimes that's all you need, even if the screenwriter seemingly disagrees. [7/10]



La Llorona

When I think of Mexican horror flicks, my brain immediately goes to attempts to replicate the American monster movies. Whether that be in the classy atmosphere of “El vampiro” or in flicks where luchadores fight Aztec mummies and vampire ladies, they are films following in the same gothic traditions that started in Europe. Yet Mexico is a place rich with folklore and mythology all its own. The tale of La Llorona, the weeping woman who abducts children, has spread far and wide but its roots are in precolonial Mexico. It is unsurprising then that Mexican filmmakers would take inspiration from this story for the country's very first horror film. Wikipedia gives “Dos monjes” the credit but Ramón Peón's “La llorona” predates it by a year. Lost for decades, the movie was recently given a restored Blu-Ray release.

It is the fourth birthday of Dr. Ricardo de Acuna and Ana Maria's son. That night, his grandfather warns him of a family curse. Many years ago, Ricardo's ancestor fathered a son with another woman while planning all along to marry another, richer woman. When she learned of the deception, she murdered their child and then killed herself. Now, it is said, her spirit roams the land as the Crying Woman of Mexican lore. Ricardo dismisses the story as superstition but begins to change his mind when his grandfather winds up dad and his son goes missing. Soon, a conspiracy and legend that dates back to the Mayan empire is revealed.

The very first scene in “La Llorona” depicts a man dying of fright after hearing the crying spirit's wails, a shot lingering on his hand as it stiffens with rigor mortis. This prompts a discussion between Dr. de Acuna and a co-worker, about the supernatural. He's established then and there as a skeptic of the paranormal. This sets up an interesting push-and-pull within the film. The depiction of the La Llorona legend follows the story as we know it, concluding with the betrayed woman's soul rising from her body and floating down from her balcony. The modern-set scenes tease the possibility that La Llorona is real, while also depicting a black-hooded villain as the perpetrator. Ultimately, “The Crying Woman” reveals the human origins of the story, coming down on the side of logic and reason. 

This is an interesting point to make, showing that human's convictions are realer than ghosts. Yet it's also a bit disappointing. “La Llorona's” best scenes are devoted to the ghostly visions of the titular spirit. The film is at its spookiest when Ricardo, despite his logic and reason, is still a little spooked by the legend. He grabs his son and carries him to his wife's bed, concerned about the boy's safety. The scene right before that one, devoted to an unidentified pair of arms lifting the boy up, are intriguingly tense. To see that the movie's villain is actually a person in a black hood, looking like a bad guy from a cheesy serial, is underwhelming. The ghost scenes are strong, so it's disappointing to see the movie stray from them so often.

This is a problem all throughout “La Llorona” though. The film often goes on long digressions. The scenes devoted to Ricardo and Ana Maria bonding with their son are adorable and character-building. The comic relief moments focused on the family's buffoonish butler, who often trades wacky banter with the other characters, so less essential. The lengthy flashback to 1800s features an awkwardly choreographed sword fight and many scenes of guys in puffy shirts pontificating at each other. Before the final reveal, there's another lengthy flashback to the legend's origins in the conquistador days. It all feels like digressions from the elements of the film that work the best, like the screenwriter was constantly getting getting distracted from the topic at hand. 

“The Crying Woman” is also obviously an early sound movie. It's musical score is limited, mostly devoted to the same melodies appearing a few times. The cry the sound designers came up with for the ghost is also not quite as bone-chilling as I think they hoped for. The camera work is a bit awkward, the pace is slow, and the performances are stagey. There's no denying that the film is steeped in Mexican culture, with its repeated close-ups of a Mayan ring and deep folkloric links. Ultimately, the film is probably most interesting as a historical artifact, the first attempt to make a Mexican horror movie. Even if it sometimes feels like the filmmakers were a little afraid to commit to the ghostly elements. [6/10]



The Outer Limits (1995): The New Breed

After two duds, I finally found an episode of the nineties “Outer Limits” that's not half-bad. “The New Breed” concerns Dr. Stephen Ledbetter. He's invented nanobots that can rewrite human genetics on the fly, essentially providing a cure for cancer and any other disease. His backers at the university are reluctant to move into animal testing though. Shortly after proposing to his sister, Stephen's best friend Andy receives some bad news: He's diagnosed with likely terminal cancer. Desperate, Andy injects himself with the nanobots. At first, the results are incredible. His cancer disappears, he doesn't need glasses anymore, he has more energy than ever before. However, the nanobots continue to “improve” his body, leading to terrifying physical mutations.

Like the previous installments of this version of “The Outer Limits” I've seen, “The New Breed” is preachy and obvious. The narrator puts too fine a point on the episode's moral early on, talking about how we mustn't sacrifice our humanity in exchange for scientific advancements. Once Andy was talking about how great his life is, as he's engaged and tenured at the university, I knew he was going to receive a fatal cancer diagnosis. Before the opening credits even play, Stephen is comparing himself to God, outraging the dean of the university. That marks this as a clear “Frankenstein” variation, with that age-old moral of man overstepping boundaries in its hubris and meddling in God's domain. 

The script remains melodramatic throughout, especially as the story heads towards its tragic climax. The performances, Richard Thomas doing a James Spader impersonation as Stephen and a nerdy Peter Outerbridge as Andy, are similarly overdone. Yet “The New Breed” at least has the good sense to include lots of freaky special effects. The first sign that maybe this was a bad idea is when Andy spontaneously sprouts gills. From there, squishy growths sprout from his head that, in the episode's ickiest moment, are revealed to be eyeballs. Stinging lesions quickly spread all over his skin, the nanobots protecting themselves, which makes him a bumpy, stringy, sticky mess. The make-up is solid. It's pretty gnarly and manages to ground the didactic script's obvious ideas in some grisly humanity. That makes it a decent bit of sci-fi body horror. [7/10]




I think “The Tell-Tale Heart” was the first Edgar Allen Poe story I ever read. This is probably true for many people, as it was included as part of my grade school English class curriculum. Like much of Poe's work, it has a distinctively cinematic quality that calls out to filmmakers. In 1941, Alfred Hitchcock's protégé Jules Dassin – before making classics like “Rififi” and “The Naked City” – was allowed to make a short adaptation as a test-run. The film follows the general outline of Poe's story: A man is driven to murder an old man with a cloudy eye, attacking him in the middle of the night. He places the body under the floorboards and hears the dead man's heartbeat. When the police investigate the next morning, the beating persists and force the man to confess to his crime.

While the synopsis of Poe's story is maintained, Dassin's “Heart” removes much of the story's ambiguity. The original text doesn't even specify if the narrator is male or female, much less his relationship with the murder victim. In the film, the main character is a young man in his twenties, living with the elderly man as his ward. While Poe outright stated that the old man was never cruel to the narrator, here the old man physically and verbally abuses the boy. Dassin foregoes any sort of voice-over, so none of Poe's prose is translated to the film. Considering the words are what draws the reader into “The Tell-Tale Heart” so much, it definitely causes this nineteen minute adaptation to loose something.

It's not as good as the short story but 1941's “Tell-Tale Heart” is still worth seeing. The camerawork and sound design are quite expressive. The film begins with a slow zoom-out on the main character's ear, establishing that what we'll be hearing is what he's hearing. The sequence where he murders the old man is quite nicely framed. The climatic moment, where the police uncover what's under the floorboards, leaves the top of the frame brightly lit and the lower half in darkness, drawing the eye downward. Once the beating starts on the soundtrack, it effectively gets the point across. The animated version from 1953 is the best film based on “The Tell-Tale Heart” but this is a solid, effective effort. [7/10]


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