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Consider the ascent of Alex Garland. His hit novel “The Beach” got him contact with Danny Boyle, who made a less-than-well-received film adaptation. From there, he would go on to script “28 Days Later” and “Sunshine,” before writing other critically acclaimed bits of British sci-fi like “Never Let Me Go” and “Dredd.” Even though Garland didn't direct these films, his aesthetic – reflective of a certain British kind of sci-fi pessimism, influenced by Kubrick, punk rock, and 2000AD – was apparent throughout. It was inevitable that Garland would make the leap to directing himself. “Ex Machina,” his directional debut, represented his style so very clearly. Another early genre hit for A24, the film was a critical hit and remains a movie nerd favorite. 

The premise of “Ex Machina” is fairly simple: Billionaire tech-bro Nathan Bateman invites genius programmer Caleb to his isolated compound. There, he's tasked with giving a Turing test to Ava, the feminine robot Nathan has created. Yet Garland's script uses this easily understood premise to explore a number of cerebral ideas. “Ex Machina” raises questions of technology, consciousness, surveillance, and gender. We're asked to question the ethics of inventing A.I., of what it means to be alive and conscious. At one point, Caleb is cutting himself to make sure he's not a robot either. He's always observed by Nathan, who also uses his Google-like search engine to spy on the entire world. There's a hundred ideas here about questions facing our world and a culture that is quickly turning science fiction into science fact. 

I'm sure dozens of term papers have been written about the high-minded ideas “Ex Machina” presents. And some of that is definitely above my pay grade. What makes the film's ideas so captivating is that they are presented within an effective genre set-up. In addition to everything else, “Ex Machina” is a brain-tingling thriller. Throughout the film, the audience is constantly wondering who is manipulating who. It's clear that Nathan has an agenda of his own, that he expects Caleb to follow. Ava has plans of her own, clearly working against Nathan as well. Caleb has to decide who is more honest and less manipulative, the robot or her creator. The audience is put in the same place, forced to choose between two clearly duplicitous intellects that are obviously trying to pull the protagonist's strings. 

As “Ex Machina” progresses, its thrills become grislier. Garland's direction is precise. Rob Hardy's cinematography, when combined with the brilliantly sterile set designs, creates a chilly atmosphere. Every time Caleb and Ava are bathed in red light, during the power outages of debatable origin, that sense of inhuman grimness increases. The characters are alive and human but there's still a scientific distance between us and them, befitting a story like this. As Caleb discovers how big a bastard Nathan really is, “Ex Machina” truly makes the leap from strictly sci-fi to horror. Images of fetishtic robot women peeling away their skin, to reveal the cybernetics underneath, combine with disturbingly vivid images of humanoid machines ripped apart. “Ex Machina” is no doubt unsettling, with the level of detachment it approaches these scenes of bodily dismemberment with. And if you truly doubt why I included this one in a horror marathon, it's essentially a killer robot movie by the end. Albeit one that's more sympathetic to the robot than most.

That's because, above all its other heady concepts “Ex Machina” is a movie about men and women. Ava's design is sexualized, as she's essentially nude and displaying feminine curves. It's clear that Nathan has certain motivations for making his robots female. He clarifies that you can have sex with them. We learn, later on, that she was designed based on Caleb's taste in pornography. As “Ex Machina” progresses, Ava dresses herself more, designing an identity for herself, based on her wants and needs and not what a guy imagines. Caleb describes a metaphor for A.I., about a woman leaving a black and white room for a world of color. This is paralleled through Ava's journey out of a sterile, lab environment into a natural world. She's escaping a patriarchal world, where men design roles for women and force them into them, and forging her own freedom. And Caleb, no matter how helpful he might be, only assists because he believes Ava is in love with him. 

I'm pretty sure “Ex Machina's” final images are meant to be cathartic, though some read it as the beginning of the robot uprising. Yet Ava isn't what scares me in “Ex Machina.” Nathan Bateman is clearly inspired by a number of real life tech CEOs. He owes his fortune to Blue Book, a Google-like search engine he created. Upon learning he's created an intelligent robot, Caleb mentions God... And Nathan assumes he's comparing him to a deity. He later makes a comment about killing people and it's unsure if he's joking. Oscar Isaac doesn't play him as a cold, calculating evil genius but as a hard partying bro. He deflects questions with his smooth dance moves, loves to pump iron, and is boozing throughout the film. He's a much more common type of evil: A billionaire man-child with a God complex, an all-too-believable menace in our world of Elons and Zucks. 

In addition to further boosting Isaacs to superstar status, “Ex Machina” would also launch the career of Alicia Vikander, who is nothing less than totally captivating here. Utterly absorbing a as a thriller, chilling as a horror film, and deeply thoughtful and intriguing as a science fiction film, “Ex Machina's” limitless supply of themes and ideas makes it among the most re-watchable sci-fi films of the last ten years. I'm not surprised that it has spurned debate and discussion in the time since its release. I think people will still be talking about it, at least until the time when murderous fembots really do walk among. [9/10]




I read somewhere, probably in Victoria Price's great biography of her dad, that Vincent Price and American International Pictures were having issues in the early seventies. It seemed to be a typical case of a star realizing his value and the producers refusing to pay him more. This is likely the reason why A.I.P. seemed so eager to turn Robert Quarry into their new horror star. He was a Hollywood bit player, with most of his experience on-stage, and probably couldn't demand the paydays Price wanted. You saw this conflict play out directly in the second “Dr. Phibes” movie, where Price and Quarry squared off against each other. Before that, Quarry's breakout horror role got a sequel. “The Return of Count Yorga” leapt from its casket a year after the first one.

The sequel offers no explanation for Count Yorga's resurrection. The setting this time is an orphanage, where Cynthia is a teacher. At a fundraising costume party, she meets Count Yorga and he's immediately enchanted with her. He sends his vampire brides to kill Cynthia's family and abduct her. The only survivor is the mute maid and a strange boy named Tommy. Cynthia's fiance, David, suspects something is up. He recruits a priest and a pair of detectives on this mission to uncover the truth about Yorga and his brides. Soon enough, everyone ends up at the vampire's manor, fighting for their lives. 

I criticized the first “Yorga” for essentially swiping its story directly from “Dracula.” Yet the sequel proves that maybe writer/director Bob Kelljan needed a pre-existing structure to rip-off. “The Return of Count Yorga” has a seriously unfocused story. Cynthia being brainwashed by the Count, the heroes attempting to uncover the truth, and the various victims waiting around to be killed all compete for screen time. Even though Yorga claims Cynthia is the love of his afterlife, he still heads over to a lady's houseboat to kill her boyfriend and vampirize her. The boyfriend, the cops, and the priest leap in and out of the plot, essentially biding their time until they're relevant again. The sequel throws in an evil little boy too, luring and eliminating victims here and there. It's a mess that's hard to follow, the movie never coagulating its ream of subplots into a coherent whole. 

Though the writing is definitely worst, “The Return of Count Yorga” is at least better shot than the original. The shaky camerawork that characterized the original is gone, replaced with a slightly sturdier composition. There's even some interesting use of color and lighting. In its best moments, the sequel has a certain ferocity. The scene of the vampire brides killing Cynthia's family is surprisingly brutal. Later, while wandering through the castle, one of Yorga's would-be victims hear the count laughing and calling to her. Yet the film is often undermined by some goofy creative choices. Kelljan must really like the visual of the vampires running in slow-mo towards people with their arms outstretched. He repeats it several times here. That house boat attack is similarly ridiculous in its construction. 

In fact, sometimes it feels like “The Return of Count Yorga” prioritizes campy laughs over scares. The two police detectives (one of whom is played by a young Craig T. Nelson) are buffoonish characters, whose attempts to interrogate clearly vampiric women naturally go awry. The priest gets a darkly funny scene that would read as smartly subversive in a better movie, his crucifix proving useless against the vampire. Robert Quarry improves upon his performance in the first movie by playing up the vampire's bitchy, pithy side. Scenes where he's passive-aggressively insulting a pre-teen boy or backbiting at other potential victims are far more memorable than any of his attempts to be a scary villain.

I'd be tempted to call “The Return of Count Yorga” a fiasco if the mvoie had any ambitions at all. Instead, it lazily plods along through its hash of subplots until everyone is dead. That includes the count. Plans for a third film were bandied about but never materialized. I guess getting the stakes through the heart stuck this time. Quarry's horror career didn't quite end here. One suspects that those ideas for a third “Yorga” surfaced in “Deathmaster,” another vampire movie Quarry made for AIP. The studio would also cast the actor as the bad guy in “Sugar Hill” before letting him fall by the wayside. Quarry would then become a regular in Fred Olen Ray movies before passing away in 1995. He clearly had talent but I don't think these disorganized, cheesy, cheap vampire movies served him best. “The Return of Count Yorga” improves upon the original in every way except entertainment factor. [5/10]



The Ray Bradbury Theater: The Town Where No One Got Off

Here’s an early episode of “The Ray Bradbury Theater,” featuring an introduction from the author himself. It stars Jeff Goldblum as Cogswell, a man on a train who believes that a peaceful life in the country is the solution to many of modern life’s problems. The man seated across from him insists that he’s a soft touch that’s full of it. He convinces him to get off the train in the next random town. Cogswell follows through, even though he’s told that no one ever gets off there. He finds the locals inhospitable and soon realizes an old man is following him around. After talking to the fellow, the stranger confesses a lifelong desire to commit murder and his long-simmering plan: To kill the first stranger he sees walk out of the train station.  

“The Town Where No One Got Off” is one of the more cynical Bradbury stories. It tracks a protagonist – a hopeful writer who hasn’t actually sold anything, we learn early on – as his belief that small town life is superior to city life is challenged. When someone says they think life in the country is preferable, what they are really saying is they think people are fundamentally good and that the structure of modern life is what drives humans toward violence. A random stop-off in a random town shows that assumption to be false. There’s definitely a moment in the episode where the viewer is left wondering if Cogswell could be a murderer too. (A prolonged bit of ambiguity that is squandered, one of the weaker elements of an otherwise solid half-hour.) It’s a tasty bit of meanness though, that at least dispels the nostalgic longing for nebulous small town values, a reoccurring element in many of Bradbury’s stories.

Aside from a solid script, provided by the author himself, this episode also has some strong performances. Ed McNamara is effectively unnerving, but compelling, as the old man. You know there’s something sinister about him from the beginning yet you can’t help but agree with the probably foolish protagonist following him into a darkened building anyway. You want to know what this guy’s story is. At first, I worried Goldblum’s twitchy energy would be put to waste as the unassuming Cogswell but we get a good dose of it by the end. The episode is also well directed, making nice use of the autumn leaves and early morning fog. There’s also a great sudden cut to a flare on the railway. Definitely among the better episodes of this particular series I’ve seen. [7/10]




“Munsters on the Move” has Herman given a job offer that would move the family to Buffalo. The Munsters' attempts to sell the house does not go so well and Eddie is not happy to hear the news. The family changes their mind but only after Grandpa accidentally sells the house to a road crew, who want to demolish the house. In “Movie Star Munster,” a pair of insurance fraudsters believe Herman can be their new fall guy. They convince the family patriarch that he’s been cast as the star in their new movie. Each scene is an excuse to injure him, so the con men can collect on the insurance money, but obviously this does not go exactly to plan.

While past episodes of “The Munsters” managed to take simple premises and escalate them to sillier places, “Munsters on the Move” is not as strong of an example. Some of the gags in the first half are pretty silly, such as when a pair of prospective buyers – old ladies only interested in selling the antiques inside – get scared off by Spot. Unfortunately, this is another episode with a shitty racial stereotype in it. One of the groups first interested in buying 1313 Mockingbird Lane are a group of traveling “gypsies,” that feed into every stereotype about Romani people. Grandpa even disparages them as fortune tellers, which is a cringe-worthy moment. The episode does build towards an amusingly silly climax, when the Munsters go French Revolutionary on the demolition crew. 

“Movie Star Munster” is another episode with essentially one joke. The rip-off artists will engineer a contrived scenario to harm Herman and, each time, they’ll end up getting hurt owing to Munster’s indestructibility or general buffoonery. Amusingly, the episode mostly keeps this idea amusing but constantly upping the absurdity. Following the cartoonish car crash scene early on – which ends with the distinctive William Burke flung into a mail box – Herman believes himself a fancy actor. He reads the Method and complicates the plan with his unwillingness to play along. It’s a simple set-up, one that occupies almost the entire episode, but I got a laugh out it. I also liked Eddie’s line about what he’ll do once the family moves to Hollywood and becomes big shot movie stars. [Munsters on the Move: 6/10 / Movie Star Munster: 7/10]

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