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Thursday, September 17, 2026

Halloween 2026: September 17th

 
It begs the same question now as then: Why? Why remake "Psycho," one of the most hailed and studied films ever made by the medium's most lauded master? It will inevitably be compared to the original and found lacking. I suppose the same could be said for making sequels, which didn't stop Universal and produced some interesting results. If a filmmaker was compelled to remake "Psycho," surely it would be out of a desire to explore something unsaid in the original. To go deeper into Norman Bates' twisted world or to reinstate the elements from Robert Bloch's novel that didn't make it to the screen. Instead, Gus Van Sant came to studio head Casey Silver with a pitch for a shot-for-shot remake of Hitchcock's classic. Silver found this to be, quote, "a very strange idea." Van Sant, however, was still riding high on the critical, commercial success of "Good Will Hunting" and apparently could get any crazy idea green-lit. Upon release in 1998, Van Sant's "Psycho" was met with confusion and irritation. Most audience members seemed annoyed that they were presented with an almost identical but obviously inferior version of "Psycho." Critics generally found the project to be pointless, which was probably the consensus opinion. I mean, it would have to be. A 1-to-1 reenactment of "Psycho" could be achieved far more easily, and in a far more satisfying manner, by simply renting "Psycho" from the video store. Why spend 25 million dollars on that and several million more on releasing it? 

Now, Gus Van Sant is an artist, a reputation earned from his prominent position in the New Queer Cinema Movement of the eighties. He has been called upon to explain himself a few times over the years. While he's given vague answers that he remade “Psycho” “so no one else would have to” or by explaining that all remakes are merely “marketing schemes,” his true intentions are observable within the film. Van Sant's “Psycho” is a meta-experiment. If we take the screenplay to a great movie and shoot it in the exact same way as was previously done, will the results still be a great movie? The answer is obviously “no,” that you'll only get a rather literal pale imitation. You would think any filmmaker who has actually done the day-to-day work on the set would understand that. The alchemy happens because of who is there, the choices made in the moments, and copying that is not the same thing as doing it.
 
Nevertheless, I suppose it's an experiment worth trying, simply to prove if it could be done. Or as an expression of the filmmaker's obsessive fixation on the minutia of another work of art. If the stories of Van Sant and company keeping a VHS of Hitchcock's original on set and watching and re-watching scenes right before trying to replicate them are true, I suspect the remake is most a manifestation of that. He wouldn't have been the first nor the last die hard fan to attempt this. However, usually such an experiment is done by kids or students working with what's available to them and not the resources of a major studio with big stars on-screen. It's an exercise done more for the filmmakers themselves, to see if can replicate what made their favorite subject special, to push themselves to that level of greatness. It was presented to a mass audience anyway, with its own degree of pomp and circumstance and pretensions around it. 
 
But, okay, Gus Van Sant. I'll play your game. If the thesis of your “Psycho” is that the people making the film indirectly change it, even when slavishly following the blue print, what does the evidence say? Yes, Van Sant's “Psycho” is different from Hitchcock's, despite the fidelity to the source material. It is noticeably worst. Obviously, a wide released film in 1998 was going to be in color. Unable to replicate the original's stark black-and-white cinematography, the remake instead amps up the color. It makes the interior of the Bates Motel reds, greens, and yellows. The colors of Marion's bright dresses, the clean white of Norman's final prison cell, and Mother Bates' immaculately preserved bedroom are all strikingly colorful. It's not as creepy but it looks interesting, at least. 

Most of the other riffs on what came before are noticeable down grades. This is most obvious in the editing. Amy E. Duddleston cuts the remake faster than the original, managing to shave about three minutes off the runtime. Subtle though it may be, the result feels rushed. This “Psycho” feels impatient, unwilling to sit with its characters as much. I would say it sinks any chances for suspense but that was never possible, because we know every reveal and moment before it comes. The devotion to duplicating the exact camera movements, the smooth pans around Norman as he cleans up the murder scene or peering down as Mother is carried into the fruit cellar, feel less like an organic expression of the story and its themes. It's not careful choices to draw us in. It's choreography, Van Sant and his team doing the Groucho mirror gag with Hitchcock but failing to convince us that we are seeing the same thing. This is also true of the score, Danny Elfman and Steve Bartek brought in to tweak Bernard Herrman's music just enough that you notice it's different but not enough to feel like anything but a glitchy cover.

Despite everyone describing this as a “shot-for-shot” remake, it's not exactly. Minor updates are made to the story, Lila wearing headphones in one scene and the amount of money Marion steals being increased. The late nineties R rating is secured by adding stab wounds, more blood, and Anne Heche's ass in the shower scene. To show  equal oppretunity offense, I guess, Viggo Mortensen's modesty is barely maintained by carefully placed body parts in the opening scene. Most notoriously, we hear Norman tugging on his dick while looking through the peep hole. Imagine the fun the sound designer had trying to find the perfect fap-fap sounds for that moment. These additions certainly don't make the material more shocking or upsetting, while dragging away some of the original's subtly.

The other changes are even more intrusive. The sound design ups the discordant chatter in the background, which is only distracting. Lila entering into the Bates mansion occurs in daylight, rather than night, a choice that is significantly less atmospheric. She also lands a punch on Norman after he's restrained, some ill-made decision to make the character more proactive, I guess. The most baffling choices are surreal visual interludes during the murder scenes. Split-second cuts to a nude woman in some sort of mask or a cow in the middle of the road during Arbogast's face slashing do nothing but make the audience asked why they are there. The faster paced editing renders the tightly-wound frenzy of the shower stabbing to a rejected industrial rock music video. Why set out to make a shot-for-shot remake only to add these sudden swerves? That does nothing but cause the film to fail at its own stated objective, quite confusingly. 

One must be forced to ask another question: Is the “Psycho” remake a prank? Did Gus Van Sant giggle mischievously while burning through Universal's money, as he wankishly played a game of monkey-see-monkey-do with Hitchcock? Perhaps. Vince Vaughn adopts a loose-limbed, cocked hip physicality to Norman. His nervous prater projects more a sense of insecurity than under-the-surface instability. Meanwhile, his body seems squeezed into Anthony Perkins' tight-fitting turtlenecks. The impression is that the serial killer is now a swishy homosexual, giving his face-to-face confrontation with Sam Loomis a new layer. Norman now wears his mother's nightgown when acting out his murderous impulses, a sillier visual that seems to also point towards deliberate camp. The fruit cellar is now a bird-filled, curtain decorated chamber. That suggests a kind of giallo-esque, DePalma like exaggeration. If the remake had embraced that tendency more frequently, I be more charitable to agree with those that enjoy this film as a subversive act of queer parody. 

All the performances seem to have been ramped up a bit. Anne Heche adds a squirrely quality to Marion Crane, which feels like an attempt to reinterpret the character in the more openly neurotic nineties. While the film is ostensibly set in the modern day, William H. Macy is playing Arbogast as even more of a noir throwback. There's a recognizable character actor in most of the supporting roles. Robert Forester as the psychologist, James Remar as the highway patrolman, Phillip Baker Hall as the sheriff, Rance Howard as Marion's boss. All fine performers whose presence are never anything but distracting, a further indication to the viewer that we are watching an elaborate fan film rather than an involving work of art on its own. You really feel that way when Flea, of all people, shows up as Bob, the guy working in Sam's shop. Why, man? Why'd do that? 

And “Why?” is the same question I opened this review with, meaning I'm no closer to finding any deeper meaning in this act of cinematic imitation. Van Sant inserts himself into the space in the original where Hitchcock's cameo was. He is now talking to a rotund man in a hat, a clear stand-in for Hitchcock who is supposedly berating the younger filmmaker. This furthers my feeling that  “Psycho” (1998) is not a legitimate attempt to retell this story. It's not an especially effective act of meta-commentary on the idea of remakes or authorial intent. As a prank, it's not that funny either. I can only conclude that this was some masochistic humiliation for its auteur, Van Sant doing a blasphemous act and luxuriating in how obnoxiously pretentious and pretentiously obnoxious he's being. If you're into that kind of thing, more power to ya but I got little out of it. [4/10] 
 


Ooe-yama Shuten-dôji
 
You might have noticed that I am fascinated by similar folkloric concepts emerging across different, far-off cultures. St. George slaying the dragon to save the princess was likely inspired by Ragnar killing the serpent for Thora. Or Perseus rescuing Andromeda from Cetus... But what of Rama's wife Sita being abducted by demon king Ravanna? Or Māui protecting the bathing Hina from Kuna, the eel god? These are comparable stories that developed independently of each other. The hero, the maiden, and the monster he must save her from is a narrative that resonates deeply within the human soul. In Japan, another island nation often isolated from the rest of the world, there are stories like this too. Susanoo dismembering Orochi for the sake of Kushinadahime is probably the most direct parallel. Consider, also, the tale of Shuten-dōji. A hard-drinking ogre who dwelt on Mount Oe and had a habit of snatching young maidens, actual historical figure Minamoto no Raikō is credited with decapitating the monster. The most famous beat of the story then occurs, as the not-quite-expired head of the beast takes one last chomp at the samurai. Luckily, Raikō wore a couple extra helmets that day, which is all the demon gobbled before it died. It is a beloved legend in Japan, often adapted and referenced across pop culture. One such example is the 1960 film "Ōeyama Shuten Dōji," a samurai-and-kaiju predecessor to Daiei's later "Daimajin" and "Yokai Monsters" series. Since we rubes overseas don't know what the hell a Shootin' DJ is, the film is internationally known as "The Demon of Mount Oe."

Princess Nagisa is the bride to the emperor. After a demonic ox attempts to abduct her, she is transported to the city of Genji and placed under the care of general Raiko. The princess reveals that she is cursed. Demons follow her to Genji. Tsuno, Raiko's greatest warrior, is attacked by a witch and slices off her arm. Bandits, some of whom possess magic powers, torment the village. Nagisa reveals that the emperor stole her from the mountain-dwelling bandit king, Shuten-dōji. He was once human, a disgraced samurai, and is now plotting to kill the emperor with his band of otherworldly cohorts. Raiko is tasked with assembling a team to scale Mount Oe, confront and kill Shuten-dōj, and bring this reign of terror to an end. 

"The Demon of Mount Oe" begins with a heavily stylized rendition of the Shuten-dōji tale as Japanese audiences in 1960 would probably know it. After that wild opening, the film then announced that it's going to tell you "the real story" behind this legend. Yes, the film belongs to that style of post-modernist fairy tale adaptations, an approach surely taken from Matsutarō  Kawaguchi's source novel. This is probably why the sake swilling demon king of the mountain is simply a guy in this version, played by Kazuo Hasegawa in a really cool wig. That approach also assumes the audience is already familiar with the traditional telling of this story. Minamoto-no-Raiko, Watanabe no Tsuno, and the rest of the Four Heavenly Kings are introduced with little preamble. The script weaves a few different legends into the plot, alongside various historical battles. The film stars Raizō Ichikawa and Shintaro Katsu, a few years before headlining two long-running samurai franchises for Daiei. Both actors are put in similar looking period garb, with the same style of make-up on their face. When this is combined with a plot that frequently leaps around in time and location and has a large cast of characters, "The Demon of Mount Oe" proves a little hard to follow for a clueless American like me. 

For the same reasons, it's a bit tricky for me to engage with what is obviously the film's attempt to deconstruct a famous folk tale. All the more so because director Tokuzō Tanaka and screenwriter Fuji Yahiro do not dismiss the otherworldly elements. Shuten-dōji may be human in this telling but he's still backed up by demonic henchmen. Like Kidomaru, who can teleport and turn into that hideous bull demon, and the ninja-like Tsuchigumo, who shoots silk from his fingers before changing into a big-ass spider. The plot concerns folkloric devices like a witch having her true form revealed in her reflection, disguising herself as an old woman to retrieve her detached arm, a sword that glows in the presence of demons, and a magical arrow being delivered by the gods in a dream. This back-and-forth between more grounded elements and blatantly fantastical ones throws me off a little. Maybe the Japanese don't feel the need to distinguish as much between historical fact and legend as we stiflingly literal Americans do. 

Of course, the monster stuff is what got me to watch “The Demon of Mount Oe” in the first place, so I can't complain about its presence too much. Indeed, the fantasy sequences are the best part of the film. Compared to the relatively grounded and black-and-white “The Whale God,” the previous Tokuzō Tanaka film I wrote about, this one is very far-out and colorful. The opening sequence is all surreal lighting and frantic movements. The first appearance of Kidomaru is proceeded by a swirl of colors in the sky. The sequence where Shintaro Katsu meets and fights the witch is lit in bright pinks and purples and shot on an intentionally artificial looking sound stage. When she ascends up into the air and takes him with her, that is achieved in an effect that clearly looks fake but in a playful, dream-like way that really sells that this is a reenactment of an old folk tale. This peaks during the confrontation with Tsuchigumo, whose web of entwining silk are usually accompanied by bright flashes of lights. The giant spider sequence does feature a fairly stiff puppet, whose awkwardly spurts sparks from its mouth and slowly kicks its eight legs. It also takes place on a back-lit night set, with interesting uses of pyrotechnics and cinematography. It's all very stylized and neat. 

For all the verve in its fantastical scenes, “The Demon of Mount Oe” still favors feudal melodrama more than monstery stuff. There are many scenes of court intrigue, two love triangles, and at least one dying declaration of affection. At about two hours, it gets a little long winded at times. Yet the film is also likable in its stylistic bursts. There are, in fact, three separate dance numbers as well, all of which are quite interesting. One of which involves Shintaro Katsu kicking up his heels, if that's something you want to see. “The Demon of Oe” is not as grimly intriguing as “The Whale God” and doesn't feature the crowd-pleasing kaiju destruction of the “Daimajin” trilogy. It's still scratch that itch for me, of seeking another corner of obscure Japanese monster movie action. Also, I've enjoyed how many times this review has given me a chance to type “Shuten Dōji.” It's a fun name! Shoe-ten Doe-jee! [7/10]
 


Thriller: The Double Kill

The episode of “Thriller,” Brian Clemens' British crime and murder anthology from the seventies that has nothing to do with someone whose name is surely Boris Karloff, I watched last year was pretty good. So here's another! “The Double Kill” concerns Hugh Briant, husband to rich heiress Clorissa. The two are fighting more often, as Clorissa uses sleeping pills to soothe her restless mind and Hugh spends all night at poker games. The man has developed a habit of bragging in public about all the riches and wealth in their home and also how they have no locks on their windows. He's hoping a burglar will enter the house, a common crook he can then blackmail into killing his wife. That way Hugh receives her significant inheritance and doesn't have to get his hands dirty. He thinks he's found the man in a shifty-eyed young thief named Max Burns. Max has other plans though, deliberately leaving clues behind that implement the husband. Now Hugh has to enact a new plan, that gets rid of the loose end and clears his name.

“The Double Kill” is a twisty act of misdirection most made worth seeing by Gary Collins' lead performance. The prolific star of film and TV brings his resounding voice to the role of the scheming husband. Collins slithers through every scene, quite confident in his own ability to manipulate those around him. When he gives his proposal to the various home intruders he “auditions,” the certainty and smoothness in his delivery is quite convincing. The script, of course, is build around increasingly upsetting that sense of control. Watching this guy slowly loose his grip on the plan he's cooked up is worthwhile. His facial expressions as the cops reveal each new piece of evidence against him is almost comical in how on point they are. While watching this jerk slowly blow his cool as he's double-crossed at every turn would be fun, Collins' instinct as an actor are sturdier than that. A guy like this isn't going to slip up overnight. This is why Hugh is still toying with Max in their final scene together, still so confident that he can make this work. 

He can't, of course. “Thriller” has a fine twist ending coming the viewer's way. I can't decide if it's a cheat or not. It doesn't depend on misdirecting our attention so much as leaving a very key piece of information hidden until the finale. I didn't see it coming though, so I guess that means the writers got me. “The Double Kill” does keep you guessing, largely because Stuart Wilson as Max is so effectively unpredictable. You are left wondering which of these snakes will come out on top. While the twist is a good one, “The Double Kill” lacks a satisfying punchline of an ending. The implication is that the guilty party will get their comeuppance soon enough but they probably should have shown that on-screen as well. Nevertheless, this is a well assembled and nicely acted bit of seventies pulp, if a bit too stately in its presentation. I usually like the dryness of these British seventies shows but “Thriller” definitely feels a little more dry than the others I've seen. [7/10]
 

 
Friday the 13th: The Series: Shadow Boxer
 
 I love how literal the titles of "Friday the 13th: The Series" episodes tend to be. "Shadow Boxer" is about a cursed pair of boxing gloves that makes the wearer a champ in the ring... At the cost of causing their literal shadow to detach from their body and act upon their anger and resentment, beating the target of that rage to death. The Villain of the Week is Tommy, a wannabe boxer and current janitor at Manny's Gym. After coming across the gloves, he quickly starts winning matches. People around him also begin to die violently, including Manny himself who left the letters T.O. in his own blood at the crime scene. The Curious Goods team are on the case, with Micki pretending to be romantically interested in Tommy in order for Ryan and Jack to get into his apartment. This has unforeseen consequences. 

The rule I laid down last time, that any given episode of "Friday the 13th: The Series" is only as good as whatever baddie the heroes are chasing this week, holds true. If this episode had been made in 2026, the script would probably characterize Tommy as an incel. He's a loner, a smaller-in-stature young male that seems to simmer with resentment at everyone around him. In the gym, he's surrounded by bigger, stronger guys who are better at the sport of punching people into submission than the physically weak Tommy. He glares at Manny's favored student with jealousy and rage. Modern online Tommy would call this guy a "Chad," the Alpha Male that denies him access to that which he believes is his. (Or, since the rival is a black man, he would call him "Tyrone," because incels are also totally absorbed in the hyper-racist rhetoric of the terminally online right.) It's not being an outcast or shrimpy that makes Tommy an asshole. It's his unearned sense of entitlement. Tommy believes he deserves to be a champ. The magic boxing gloves allow him a short cut to achieve that dream of being intimidating and easily cutting his objects of scorn down. The same way an AR-15 does for any bitter, misogynistic manlet. 

While the plot is focused on the ultra-macho world of the gym and the ring, Tommy is still super weird about women. Micki is given the unfortunate task of charming the young psycho. The script doesn't go into it but Tommy is immediately enamored of Micki, presumably because womanly attention is something else he longs for that has been denied him. Probably because he's also a sexist jerk. After sharing one piece of pie, he assumes this female he's never talked to before, who knows nothing about him as far as he's aware, wants to sleep with him. "Shadow Boxer" takes an unexpected turn in the last act. The villain is defeated and the Cursed Artifact of the Week retrieved, the point where this show would normally end. Instead, it goes on for an extra act, Tommy breaking into Micki's apartment. He restrains her in bed and threatens her with a knife, a set-up obviously reminiscent of sexual assault. Denied access to the object he wants, he turns to violence, just like he did with the guys at the gym. Bitterness over not having what he's been taught should be his is the root of Tommy's evil. 

Josh Miller's script is not that deep and "Shadow Boxer" doesn't get into the web of toxic masculinity that births monsters like this. Tommy's rage manifesting as a shadow is a clever, Jungian image but the guy is also a sleazy ass in his regular life. His anger is not exactly repressed. It's mentioned that each of the boxers have nicknames like "Killer" or "Terrific," emphasizing that violence and triumph is what distinguished people in this world. Yet the gym seems pretty chill otherwise, the episode having neither the time nor depth to explore why prizing aggression and victory over everything else produces kids like Tommy. The script is also unaware enough that it depicts Ryan giving Micki a playful smack on the ass as charming male behavior. Which may just be another example of this show seeming to forget that these two are cousins and probably shouldn't have a will-they-won't-they dynamic going on. What's a little incest in-between solving weekly mysteries, ya know? 

As is typical of this show, it eventually gets bogged down in the nonsensical magical rules around its cursed object. Tommy's shadow is beaten back by bright light, leading to a goofy scene of Micki fighting it off with a flash camera. The exact link between the gloves' wearer, the shadow, and the object itself are not always clearly defined. The climax features an especially confusing turn of events, in how Tommy is defeated. Still, this is easily one of the better episodes I've seen so far. It shows that our modern day "crisis of masculinity" isn't anything new, that entitlement and might-as-right attitudes has been producing guys like this for a while. [7/10]
 

Tuesday, September 15, 2026

Halloween 2026: September 15th

 
2024 saw the release of Damian McCarthy's second feature, "Oddity." The heroine of that film was a blind medium who owned a rather Warrens-esque museum of cursed objects. Among them was the creepy stuffed bunny rabbit from McCarthy's debut "Caveat" and a haunted hotel call bell, which summoned a ghostly bellhop. While I don't know how eager McCarthy is to build a web of interlocking stories with his film or if these are mere cute in-jokes, his next movie also features a similarly dressed (if non-ghostly) bellhop and the same bell. That film would be "Hokum," which saw the filmmaker getting a bit more mainstream exposure, as NEON actually put this in a decent number of theaters this past spring. Now the film is on streaming and, whattayaknow, it has a properly autumnal setting making it all the more appropriate for my annual Halloween review marathon. 

Ohm Bauman is a world-renowned author, struggling with the intended downbeat ending of his soon-to-be-finished literary trilogy. For inspiration, he decides to travel to Ireland, to the scenic hotel where his parents celebrated their honeymoon. He spreads the ashes of mum, the victim of a traumatic accident during his childhood, and da', who drank himself to death in the aftermath, in the neighboring forest while there. Ohm has also developed a depressive drinking habit of his own. After being regaled with the ghost story of a local witch who punishes naughty boys – and is said to inhabit the hotel's mysteriously closed-off honeymoon suite – and befriending a kind bartender named Fiona, Ohm attempts suicide. When he awakens, he is told that Fiona is the one that saved his life... And also that she has strangely vanished. Mal, the front desk clerk, and Fergel, the crossbow wielding groundskeeper, are eager to blame the disappearance on Jerry, the magic mushroom gulping vagrant who lives nearby. Ohm is not so sure and decides to investigate himself. With Jerry's help, he sneaks into the forbidden honeymoon suite right as the hotel is closing for the season. There, he discovers the macabre truth about Fiona's disappearance and that the child-snatching beldam whispered about earlier is no fable at all. 

While discussing "Oddity," I said that it utilized many of the same tropes and cliches currently prevalent in the folk horror style but did so a lot better than the dozen other films doing the same thing. This is also true of "Hokum," another story of an isolated and spooky old location in the foggy Irish countryside, awash in ideas from local folklore and generational trauma. For example, the otherworldly antagonist is called a Cailleach, a largely benevolent figure from Celtic lore that is usually described as a veiled, one-eyed giantess that shapes the mountains and rules over the wintry months between Samhain and Beltane. Her habit of dragging naughty boys to Hell with rusty chains and then castrating them seems to be the invention of McCarthy, a correlation of this hag figure with many others from across European folklore. Nevertheless, that is the kind of thing that seems out of the grimmer oral traditions of the old country. The same is also true of a protective circle drawn in chalk around someone's feet, a device McCarthy probably swiped from "Viy" that has its roots in many ancient stories. Once again, these elements act as seasoning on a film that isn't doing much anything new with scenes of a protagonist still scarred by a traumatic childhood now facing literal versions of his metaphorical ghosts after traveling to a dusty building. 

Tropes such as these aren't inherently bad though and McCarthy continues to show that he knows how to effectively deploy them. Colm Hogan's cinematography is moody and peering, furthering both the sense of isolation and being watched that is necessary for this story to work. The central setting, of that damned honeymoon suite, is an excellent example of precisely placed production design. Every speck of dust was dropped in an ideal place and the location is a fine setting for a ghost story. Each notable element – a canopy bed with an obscuring sheet around it, a bathtub full of black gunk, a malfunctioning dumbwaiter that drops down into a basement lit by flickering old lights – is nicely set up and then paid off for later sequences. A few reviews compared "Hokum" to video games like "Silent Hill" or "Clock Tower," in which the defenseless player must use the items littered around the setting to solve various puzzles and hide from the supernatural threat, and it's an apt comparison. The use of a clock with a bell ringing mechanism is a good example. It shows that McCarthy is an economic, clever writer and a disciplined, intentional director. "Hokum" clearly has the skills behind it to be a proper spook show and the film did cause a chill or two to run up my spine. The ambiance is effectively foreboding, the images nicely creepy, and the loud jolts and shocking images dropped in at the right times so as not to feel intrusive or excessive. 

The problem is, well, what McCarthy cooks up this time around his technically astute filmmaking is simply not as pants-wettingly scary as what he did in "Oddity." An ashen old witch looks alarming when twisting out of a hole in the wall or pressing her face against a transparent barrier. But it's not as evil as a wooden puppet man with his face locked in an eternal scream. The other ghoulies included here are the spectre of Ohm's dead mom and the googly-eyed, rabbit-eared host of an overly sinister children's program, which are especially noticeable steps down from "Oddity's" central oddity. Also as in his last feature, the supernatural entities prove to be more neutral or even helpful figures within a narrative where the living are much more malicious. I like how squirrely the flesh-and-blood bad guy is here. It strikes me as an accurate depiction of realistic evil, of a person who does not think of themselves as actively malicious but makes increasingly awful decisions out of a desire to delay responsibility for their own actions. I also think the film does a decent job of juggling its various supporting characters and subplots, the timeline jumping around a few times in a way that mostly serves the flow of the story and isn't too annoying. However, these moves were a little cleaner, a little fresher in "Oddity." It remains to be seen how many more times McCarthy can do these same tricks without it becoming tedious. 

Maybe the reason why I see "Hokum" as merely pretty good, as opposed to "Oddity's" very good, is that I had a harder time warming up to its protagonist's journey. Adam Scott plays Ohm as an icy, distant fella who is outwardly standoffish to most people he encounters. He's been made that way through a lifetime of guilt weighing down on his shoulders following that childhood accident. The film lays that idea down too cleanly, it being obvious from very early on that Ohm's encounter in the hotel will act as an exorcism of his lingering mental scars. The script further belabor this point with the story-within-the-story of a conquistador about to beat someone's inner child to death with a glass bottle. Frustratingly, I didn't find the link between Ohm's capital-T Trauma and the ghostly figures he later encounters to be all that compelling. It kind of feels like this arc of personal redemption and forgiveness was simply a clothesline McCarthy fashioned to hang his various jump-scare set pieces on. I didn't find the ghost mom or the Bunnyman that scary and I don't know if the eventual reason the script provides for why these things are here passes the sniff test for me. That's when "Hokum" starts to feel less like a story told straight from the heart and more like someone playing around with familiar cinematic cliches for their own sake. 

Nevertheless, I must conclude that "Hokum" is still very much My Kind of Thing. The film is set around Halloween and makes some excellent use of authentic looking old world Jack-O-Lanterns. (Maybe I would have dug this one more if Stingy Jack himself was the film's plucked-from-folklore baddie, instead of Frau Totenkinder's whiskey drinking cousin here.) It's scares are still potent and well orchestrated. The setting is suitably eerie. The cast is well chosen and the characters have enough texture to them to read as real beings. McCarthy clearly knows what he is doing and remains one to watch. Maybe he should leave the familiar folk horror trappings and elevated backstory to A24 for his next one but, at least for now, I am still vibing with what he is doing. [7/10]





When “Psycho III” under-performed at the box office, that was essentially the end of Norman Bates' murder spree. However, commerce finds a way sometimes. In 1990, Universal Studios was getting ready to open their East Coast theme park. To distinguish themselves from what Disney was doing in the same city, Universal Studios Florida would actually contain active sound stages. People could watch movies being made on the tram tour. A popular attraction at the Hollywood park was the facade for the Bates Motel and mansion. It made sense for the Orlando location to have a similar attraction. If you're going to build a new Bates Motel, why not film a new “Psycho” there too? Charles Edward Pogue's idea for a “Psycho IV” sounded a lot like what would be Robert Bloch's final novel, “Psycho House,” wherein the Bates Motel become a tacky tourist attraction. This was rejected in favor of a script from original screenwriter, Joseph Stefano. Mick Garris would sign on to direct and he had directed a lot of TV up to this point. That made sense, since “Psycho IV: The Beginning” was always designed to forego theaters and debut on Showtime. Inauspicious as these roots are, the film has attracted some fans over the years. 

Stefano's script disregards the previous “Psycho” sequels. (Though it also doesn't directly contradict them either, if that really matters to you.) Talk radio host Fran Ambrose is interviewing Dr. Richmond, a psychologist who has written a book about the phenomenon of sons murdering their own mothers. His fascination with this subject was spurned by his days studying Norman Bates. They get a phone call from a fella calling himself “Ed.” He tells his story, of being raised by his domineering and unhinged mother. The complicated feelings that developed in him, especially around sex, growing up with his crazy mom at the isolated hotel she ran. How this led to abuse, matricide, and a murderous alter-ego based on his mother that would emerge whenever he was sexually aroused. Yes, it's Norman himself, calling in to tell his story in his own words. This is motivated by something very specific. See, in his last visit to the mental hospital, Norman met and fell in love with one of his nurses. They got married and now, he's recently discovered, she's pregnant. Norman is terrified his child will continue his legacy of madness and is willing to kill to stop it, he announces live on the air. 

Stefano may have been dismissive of “Psychos” 2 and 3 but he does find an interesting continuation of their themes anyway. Those follow-ups touched on the idea of whether someone like Norman Bates can be forgiven for his crimes. Most of all, by himself. In “The Beginning,” we see Norman's self-loathing extend to his very genetics. This is not such an unreasonable fear, in some regards. Research has continuously shown that our brain health often is predicted by the chemical imbalances and mental frailties in our parents. Might the same genetic tendencies that made Norman so susceptible to mental breaks, so willing to kill, be passed on to his child? “The Beginning,” by delving into Norman's past, also makes it clear that nurture probably has more to do with molding your kid into a psycho than nature. The flashbacks seem to insist that Norman wouldn't have grown into a murderer if his mother had not been so horrible to him. However, it is hard to see that from within the cage of your own mind. Are we doomed to repeat the past simply because of certain factors in our blood? Norma Bates was a monster and she made Norman into a monster. Are the odds that the next generation will be a monster too unbeatable? 

This is a decent foundation to build a “Psycho” follow-up on. It plays on Norman Bates' status as both a villain we fear and someone not beyond sympathy because of his backstory. A lot of cats have weird moms who foist emotionally incestuous scenarios on them. And any of us having kids are anxious about fucking them up. Unfortunately, Stefanio's script does not approach either of these ideas in a subtle or even-handed manner. "Psycho IV" has some properly cringe inducing moments in its flashbacks. Such as Norma, afraid during a thunderstorm, insisting her teenage son sleep with her and his body having certain biological reactions from being close to warm skin. However, other scenes seem to directly foreshadow the killer Norman will become. His mother insists on him wearing her dress as punishment for being aroused, standing him before a mirror and mocking him. She beats him and, when he asks why, she flatly explains that she's taking unrelated anger out on her son. This is before she lays down, in grandly stated but flat words, that having a child ruined her body and life. Her asshole boyfriend tries to encourage him to box, a chance to show off physical superiority disguised as male bonding. He ends up calling the boy a girl instead. Such on-the-nose scenes are paired with laughably baroque dialogue. I can believe that an unhinged, isolated biddy like Norma Bates might say "making wee-wee" but it sure does drain the tension from a scene. So do other awkward lines like "me and my trusty umbrella" or "Good toast!" 

Any prequel is hassled by inevitably setting up events we already know. That doesn't make the premise of delving into Norman Bates' childhood and seeing how he was formed into such an infamous killer without merit. Stefano's script does make sure to depict the relationship between the boy and his mother as more complicated than simply symbolic castrations stacked atop each other. Norman's mom wasn't always horrible. He has happy memories from his childhood. The disastrous codependency of their relationship wouldn't have formed if Mother's cruelty wasn't balanced by sweet devotion to her son as well. Unfortunately, Stefano's script never quite delves into the complexities of that. We see all the ways Norma very specifically set up her boy's murderous paraphilias. We see the inappropriate ways she acted around the boy, insisting he rub her down with scented water on a hot day. The incestuous feelings such actions could grow in a teenage mind, shown when he uses the peep hole for the first time to spy on Mom and Chet, are a reaction to that. 

But sometimes the film has Norma just be a crazy bitch for no reason, such as when she starts to tickle her son at his father's funeral and then chastises him for laughing. Moreover, for as much as Norman talks about his mother, we never learn much about his equal love and loathing of her. He talks about a mother being a boy's best friend and him being forced into the role of man-of-the-house at a young age. Yet his devotion to her is treated as a matter of fact. Norman did love his mother. He would not have felt such tremendous guilt over murdering her, such that his mind fractured into a facsimile of her, if he didn't. The script's attempts to describe this mostly appear in mawkish scenes like a recollection of a childhood picnic that ends in Norman saying "sometimes little boys feel like giants." A cheesy line that script then congratulates itself for. 

Writing that is both heavy-handed and frustratingly shallow infects all portions of the film. I like how CCH Pounder plays the radio host, as too curious and sympathetic to Norman to end their phone call. However, the dialogue in the recording booth is some of the corniest in the film. That plot thread also just disappears before the last act. While Norman's wife plays a pivotal role in the story, we never get any insight into her mind. What attracted her to such a notorious figure? That she went off birth control without telling her husband, well aware that he dreaded the idea of having a child, is glossed over. But that's kind of a crazy person thing to do too, ya know? The script repeatedly can't show us good reasons why women were repeatedly attracted to Norman. We see a teenage hook-up that ends in drag and stabbing – cause that's how Norman has sex, did ya know? – and a date with an older woman – cause she reminds him of his mom, right!!! – that also concludes with homicide. Both ladies seem pretty into Norman before he goes nuts. I guess women had fewer options in the forties and fifties but depicting Norman as charming or predatory would've made more sense. Here, it's like sexy ladies just keep throwing themselves at him, unknowingly baiting Mother to kill. It's a weird way to frame things. Norman Bates is sympathetic but let's not excuse his actions either. 

I like Mick Garris as a genre historian, fellow fan, and enthusiastic organizer of worthy retrospectives. But, God bless 'em, he's not a filmmaker of the quality of Alfred Hitchcock. Garris, true to form, is highly reverent of the original. This is the first "Psycho" sequel to use Bernard Hermann's famous melodies, which it does often and gratuitously. It treats the iconography of the original with awe and some of the cinematography, especially the scenes set in the shadowy studio or Bates' kitchen, is decent. However, whenever the film has to create suspense, it becomes apparent that this one does not have the same grasp on tension or visuals as previous Bates outings. That is especially clear during the laughably bad finale, where Norman is haunted by visions of his past victims. In those sequences, "Psycho IV" most reveals itself as a cheesy TV movie, a late-in-the-game cash-in designed to coast on an iconic name a little bit longer. Only a single scene, the gruesome way Norman's poisoning of mom and her boyfriend plays out, has any grim power. Probably because it's the only time the prequel balances Norman's dedication and hatred of his mother in any interesting way. 

That mawkish quality is evident in the performances too. Perkins' tendency towards melodramatics is on full display. Olivia Hussey was a grand dame of theatricality and that is well suited to an explosive personality like Norman Bates' mom. However, she can't overcome how unconvincing some of this writing is. Henry Thomas is okay as little Norman but mostly does a passable impression of a young Perkins. This one has its fans and it's a less egregious extension of the "Psycho" brand than "Bates Motel" was. However, I found the script and presentation ultimately let down an intriguing premise. [5/10]



Horror Theater Unbalance: A Mummy's Love
 
The production company started by Eiji Tsuburaya has mostly occupied itself over the decades with various versions of the “Ultraman” franchise. While not every show Tsuburaya Productions has made features some sort of superhero fighting giant monsters, most of them do. One exception is “Horror Theater Unbalance,” a 13 episode anthology program that aired in 1973. The series seems mostly forgotten in Japan, which means its incredibly obscure here in America. The only episode that is easily found with subtitles is the first, “A Mummy's Love.” That's probably because it was directed by Seijun Suzuki, who has garnered a global cult following for his weird yakuza movies. I still haven't watched much “Ultraman,” much to the chagrin of my fellow kaiju bros, and haven't liked the Suzuki movies I have seen. But let's give this one a shot anyway. 

The first half of “A Mummy's Love” is devoted to telling the folk tale at its center. It concerns a Buddhist monk who is buried alive, in hopes of achieving enlightenment. He holds a bell and rings it as he's entombed alive. A few centuries later, a student of Buddhism hears the ringing and digs up the grave. Inside is the now mummified monk, still ringing his bell. The student gives the mummy food and water, his body slowly returning to normal. However, the mummy – soon nicknamed Josuke – doesn't seem to have found enlightenment in the tomb. He acts like a drooling simpleton, eats meat, and seems most interested in pursuing sexual relations with women. While Josuke finds a widow to shack up with, she tires of his indefatigable lust soon and kicks him out. Afterwards, Josuke becomes a menace in town, harassing every woman he finds. The second half of the story concerns the framing device, about the ailing professor telling this story and his recently widowed assistant, whom he seems to harbor similarly lusty feelings for. 

After a cordial introduction from a narrator in a chair, “A Mummy's Love” is further introduced by a skeleton, warning us that it is a shocking tale. Despite that opening, the tone here seems more farcical than frightening. After being uncovered, the mummified corpse is tossed around like a beach ball. He's mocked by people in town. The scene of him and the only woman willing to sleep with him going at it for nearly a week is obviously a gag. There's a weird shot of Josuke sticking his ass out while wearing a loin-cloth and his overall behavior would probably ruffle the feathers of disability representation organizations today. The second half of the episode is more ominous but in a sad way, concerning the young woman's inability to move on from her husband's death. This proceeds an ending as characterized by frustrated sexual desires as the rest of the episode, that is also quite ambiguous and unexplained. 

In other words, this is a weird one. If this episode is any indication, the series' title is apt. The tone is clearly unbalanced while the content is nutty enough to suggest the creators were quite unbalanced too. The main thematic thrust of the story seems to revolve around the protagonist's frustration at Josuke, despite having died and been resurrected, not having become enlightened. Instead, it would seem that a 200 year old case of blue balls is a much more powerful force than achieving nirvana. A desire for companionship and sex drives all the characters here, suggesting we live in a world of the flesh and not of the spirit. I'm not sure it all comes together but it's certainly not forgettable. In other words, it seems Suzuki barely restrained the eccentric qualities that got him black-listed for a decade when working for television. [6/10]


 


Friday the 13th: The Great Montarro
 
Considering it does not seem to be an especially common profession, stage magicians are unusually well represented in fiction. “Friday the 13th: The Series” tries its (slight-of) hand at this common trope with “The Great Montarro.” After a well respected illusionist is found killed by his own stage gimmick, a competition opens to find a new magician to take up residence at the theater. Jack suspects one of them has a cursed artifact, a trick box of mysterious origin. While he poses as an escape artist, Micki and Ryan snoop around. The eventual winner of the contest is The Great Montarro and he seems very suspicious, especially since people keep dying around him. As with all stage magic, not everything is as it seems. 

As far as mysteries go, “The Great Montarro” is not the most coherent. Maybe I just wasn't paying enough attention but I was never sure what goal exactly the villain of the week was pursuing. Much less what made it so valuable to kill multiple people over. One of the victims we see is a man disguised as a woman, a bit of gender-fuckery that seemingly has no narrative purpose. The mechanics behind this week's cursed artifact also left me a little confused. It would seem that whoever gets placed inside the box will be impaled by the falling swords in place of the magician. What there is to be gained from doing this, I must have missed. The episode rolls along at a fast enough pace, with enough exciting sequences, that I only found myself asking these questions as I assemble this review. 

It's okay though. Before every season of television became an eight-to-twelve hour long movie, TV shows were just about hanging out with some lovable dip shits every week. I guess “Friday the 13th: The Series” has successfully seduced me as, six episodes in, I'm finding myself simply enjoying spending time with Ryan, Micki, and Jack. Chris Wiggins really excels at getting to be a theatrical, slightly pompous, but always self-effacing goof. Which means stage magic is right up Jack's alley and gives his actor a fine chance to do what he's good at. Louise Robey as Micki gets to wear fancy outhits while John D. LeMay as Ryan gets to snoop and investigate. In other words, everyone is having fun and it leads to some elaborate set pieces. I seem to recall, from “Crystal Lake Memories,” that “Friday the 13th: The Series” was somewhat controversial at the time for its violence. This episode is a bit on the bloodier side, surely one of the other limited ways the eponymous film series actually influenced this otherwise unrelated TV spin-off. [6/10]


Thursday, October 16, 2025

Halloween 2025: October 16th

 
Kuroneko (1968)
Yabu no Naka no Kuroneko


Near the start of this year's Halloween Horror-fest Blog-a-thon, I talked a little bit about the history of scary movies about cats. In my typically Anglo-centric, ignorant American fashion, I completely forgot to mention that Japan devoted an entire fuckin' subgenre to scary cat movies. They are called kaibyo eiga and Japan has been making them since at least 1910. Ghostly cats obviously first appeared in Japanese folklore and stories about them first became popular in Kabuki theater. As a cinematic genre, these monster cat movies took off in the thirties, reoccurred in waves about every ten years, and finally died out in the sixties. That's when what is the best known example in English-speaking territory arrived. After making psycho-sexual Japanese folk tale “Onibaba” in 1964, director Kaneto Shindō would put his own spin on the ghost-cat movie with “Yabu no Naka no Kuroneko” – “A Black Cat in a Bamboo Grove” – which is simply known as “Kuroneko” abroad. 

Set in the same Warring States era as “Onibaba,” the film begins with a similar set-up. Hachi is off at war. Yone and Shige, his mother and wife, have been left alone. A group of samurai descend on their house, raping and killing them both. Afterwards, both women are resurrected as predatory ghosts who can transform into black cats. They begin to lure every samurai that comes across the gate at Rajomon back to their lair, seducing each one and then tearing their throats out.  On the battlefield, Hachi kills an enemy general and presents his decapitated head to samurai governor, Minamoto no Raiko. Hachi is made a samurai himself and renamed Gintoki. Raiko then tasks him with the mission of killing the ghost cat women that have been knocking off samurai near-by. Shortly after encountering them, Gintoki recognizes the spirits as his wife and mother. Since they've pledged to kill all samurai, the spectral women are conflicted about what to do next. Passion, honor, and a thirst for vengeance ensue.

While “Onibaba” had some extremely moody black-and-white cinematography of its own, “Kuroneko” takes the same visual style much further. The opening sequence, devoted to the women's violation and murder, takes place entirely without dialogue. From the moment the ghostly cat-women appear, the film is arrested by a dream-like tone of other-worldliness. The spectres are dressed all in white, appearing in a shadowy world of high contrast darkness. Their abode is depicted almost as an expressionistic set, vague and square interiors that stretch on into infinity. Figures disappear with a look, their appearances change just as quickly. During confrontations, the ghost women tumble through the air like the bad guy in a kung-fu movie. By the final act, every inch of ground under the actors' feet is covered with swirling white fog. It looks fucking cool, is my point. 

Such stylized visuals immediately evoke the feeling of a traditional folk tale. And the characters in a folk tale don't know they are in a folk tale. There were no cell phones in 16th century Japan, so each samurai falling to the ghost women in the exact same fashion is understandable. When Gintoki comes across two ghostly maidens who happen to look exactly like his dead wife and mom, he must wait several minutes to mention that. When certain conditions of the ghostly curse are broken, this must be explained via extensive dialogue. Most egregiously, the climax involves a strange old woman knocking on Gintoki's door and him letting her in, buying her story when she goes “Oh yeah, I'm totally not the vengeful ghost that's been pursuing you the whole movie.” “Kuroneko's” script is well aware of its status as a traditional Japanese ghost story. Minamoto no Raiko was a real historical figure who is also the main character in a well known myth featuring some crazy monsters. He mentions this to Gintoki, assuring him that tall tales are more politically advantageous than the mundane truth. How this relates to the movie's own relationship with the stereotypical folk tale structure it invokes, I'm not sure. 

In fact, there's a great many things about “Kuroneko” of which I am not sure. Ghost stories about vengeful female spirits are very common all across Japan and Asia, if that wasn't already obvious. As it is any time a horror film features women using their sexuality as a weapon against men, using the desire they inflame in the opposite sex to destroy them, a feminist reading is likely to emerge. While all the samurai that came before him are total assholes who get what's coming to them, Gintoki seems to be a nice enough guy. He loves his wife, is faithful to her, and wants to be with her. Their romance is destined to be doomed and Gintoki's eventual fate, perhaps, is a commentary on the idea that even “good” men benefit from a patriarchal system that punishes women. Like so many revisionist samurai movies made in the fifties and sixties, the inevitable feeling to “Kuroneko”s ending once again suggests that the concept of Bushido honor was actually a self-destructive trap for all who believed in it. 

Whatever meaning can be taken from “Kuroneko,” one thing is for sure: Kaneto Shindō fuckin' hated samurai. If the same guy makes two separate movies in which a pair of women repeatedly lure in and murder a specific type of warrior from his country's past, that makes his feeling on that particular cultural figurehead unambiguous. Ultimately, I think I found the repressed sexual desires emerging as murderous instincts of “Onibaba” a more satisfying experience than the more straight-forward ghost story structure of “Kuroneko.” Nevertheless, it's certainly a gorgeous movie. Its images are striking and unlikely to be forgotten any time soon while its dream-like tone successfully puts a spell on the viewer. Not as much evil ghost cat shenanigans as the title might make you expect though. [7/10]




Spider (1992)
Zirneklis

From 1944 to 1991, the nation of Latvia was under occupation by the Soviet Union. This brought with it strict regulations over what could and could not be depicted in art. Latvian cinema absolutely existed during this time, with a number of historical epics and crime dramas being produced during those years. However, as in many other Soviet ruled nations, topics of the macabre and supernatural were off-limits. After the establishment of independence in 1991, the first Latvian horror movie would be produced. "Zirneklis," or "Spider" in English, was directed by Vasili Mass and would be released in 1992. It's an artsy fever dream full of nudity and weird sex. One imagines this must have felt like a release of pent-up, repressed fantasies and desires after forty years of Soviet censorship. 

Vita is a young, virginal maiden living in the Latvian countryside with her mother. While attending school, she is approached by Albert, a local artist that has been commissioned by a nearby church to paint a religious scene. He wants Vita to be his model for the Virgin Mary. Upon arriving at Albert's studio, she is met by other nude models, collections of spiders, and erotic paintings. The man begins to hold a strange sway over her, leading Vita to have vivid nightmares and erotic fantasies. While visiting a castle in the countryside, Vita meets a young man that also inflames her lust. As her dreams grow stranger, the young woman finds herself pulled between different men with different intentions for her. 

I suppose it says a lot about the nature of European horror films throughout the sixties and seventies that a movie as aggressively weird and willfully transgressive as "Spider" does not seem as unusual to me as it once might have. The film follows the tradition of erotic, dream-like, dark fairy tales about young women coming into maturity, discovering they are desired, and navigating a world that wants to own and control them while exploring their own budding imagination. "Valerie and Her Week of Wonders" and Borowczyk's "La bete" are the most obvious influences. A scene, where Vita imagines herself prone and naked on a gallows, might be inspired by Laraz' "The Coming of Sin." You can see traces of Vlacil, Franco, and Zulawski here. I fell into "Spider's" groove quickly, understanding immediately that this would be the kind of movie that traipses between dreams, fantasies, visions and reality without warning. 

Some of those dreams are quite a sight to behold, to be fair. The title of "Zirneklis" is presumably a metaphor for the various webs of desire that Vita finds herself entangled in. More literally, it refers to the big-ass spider that is the primary reoccurring figure in her erotic nightmares. We first see it holding her nude figure in its eight arms, almost tenderly. Later, it attacks her in bed and tries to spread her legs apart. This proceeds the film's most infamous sequence, where the girl and the Volkswagen sized arachnid consummate their relationship. When a pulsating ovipositor appears on-screen, the film officially straddles – so to speak – the line between the arthouse and a notorious subgenre of hentai. The audience is never entirely certain if the maiden is a willing participant or not as the giant sized creepy crawler takes her doggy style (spider style?), adding to the idea that she is adrift in her own stimulated fantasy. Say what you will about "Spider's" obvious relationship to the artsy-fartsy kinky Eurohorror freak-outs of the past, I've never seen that before. "Earth Vs. the Spider" sure didn't go there. The film showed me something new. 

The merits of whatever substance “Spider” has is debatable. The pacing is sleepy, the narrative is loose. Before the end, the grotesqury on-display gets a tad tedious. The story of a young girl defining her own sexuality, away from the wants of the men around her, still ends with her being molded by the fantasies of others. Choosing the right guy is her happy ending, not self-realization. Aurelija Anuzhite is gorgeous and wide-eyed, in such a way that you can project your own fantasies and feelings onto her easily. On the merits of style, “Spider” has a lot going for it. Gvido Skulte's cinematography is absolutely gorgeous. Almost every frame of “Spider” looks like it could be a painting. The lighting is perfectly composed in each shot to be warm, glowing, like a dream come to life. A moment when Vita imagines one of Albert's paintings coming to life is stunning, almost Bosch-ian in the depth of its color and the decadence on-screen. When the setting switches to an aged castle in the last half, the movie leans fully into a shadowy ambiance. Visually, “Spider” is fantastic.

I suppose “Spider” should also be commended for successfully capturing an older feeling. If not for a random appearance from a Walkman, there would be no way to know when exactly the film is set or made. It's in Russian but, drawing so much from other European films means it's hard to pinpoint the film as specifically Latvian. Not that I'd know what a Latvian movie would look like off-hand, I suppose. A couple of other horror films have been made in the country since this one, so “Spider” does not stand alone as the sole example of Latvian horror. The movie is absolutely worth seeing if only because there's no other film that shows you the mating habits of giant spiders and that gorgeous cinematography. The lack of depth in the rest of the film keep this from a higher recommendation, despite the strength of those images. [7/10]



Nite Tales: Ima Star

Despite being a self-taught musical prodigy who can play fifteen instruments, Flavor Flav will always be remembered as the goofy guy in Public Enemy who wore the big clock. Mr. Flav certainly did this perception no favors during his re-emergence into pop culture in the late 2000s. He parlayed an appearance on an embarrassing reality show and a brief relationship with Brigette Nielsen into several other embarrassing reality shows. After that but before his go at restaurant ownership, Flav would give being a horror host a shot. “Nite Tales” started life as a made-for-TV horror anthology film on BET, with the Public Enemy hype-man playing a macabre M.C. called “The Time Keeper.” The movie must have gotten decent ratings for the network, as “Nite Tales: The Series” followed shortly. The series presumably did not get decent ratings, as it lasted all of six episodes. Nobody has thought about this show in 16 years but my continued quest to find ever-more obscure horror anthology programs has led me here. 

The star of “Ima Star” is Ray J, best known for his appearance in the Kim Kardashian sex tape. He plays a wannabe rapper named Stormy O. His audition before some record execs go wrong when present big shot, Z Diddy – that's a reference that aged great! – dismiss his rhymes as whack. Dispondant, Stormy hits the club for a rap battle in hopes he'll regain his confidence. Instead, he looses the contest. Right as Stormy is about to give up on his rap dreams, he is met by an agent eager to sign him. What Stormy O doesn't know is that this agent is in deep with some sketchy types and has to make some money soon. The publicity stunt cooked up to make Stormy's record a hit – the rapper faking his own death – ends up going horribly wrong. 

The production values for “Nite Tales” were slightly higher than “Strange Frequency” and “Hollywood Off-Ramp.” This episode actually has about three different sets! The record executive's room, the rap club, and a funeral home. Either way, you'll probably notice that an awful lot of “Ima Star's” runtime is devoted to the main character showing off his rap skills. As the whitest of white boys, I have no ability to judge the abilities on-display but I did find this sequence mildly amusing. However, these moments being focused on suggest that there wasn't much of an idea for a narrative here. “Ima Star” doesn't really become a horror story until its very end. 

It's clear that “Ima Star” is more farcical than grim. The record execs repeatedly answering their cell phones during the audition, the goofy P. Diddy parody, a supporting part for Kel Mitchell: It all points towards comedy. The ending makes the entire episode feel like the wind-up for a punchline, which ends up being a simple gag about rapper's LPs selling better after their untimely death. The twist is extremely easy to predict and rather poorly pulled off. This is true of all of “Ima Star.” The cinematography is quite shaky, with multiple long montages of honies shaking their ass on the dance floor. Ray J's acting ability extends no further than goofy mugging. The host segments are devoted to Flavor Flav in a silly Dracula costume doing his typical shtick in front of a green screen. It's not very good. If I had been aware of this show when it aired, I probably would have watched every single episode and told all my friends about it. [6/10]



 
Of all the trademarks that clarify the gothic tradition, none is more persistent than a fascination with death. A morbid fixation on the end of life and all the trappings around it is, most probably, the primary characteristic of the genre. This extends to what we call Southern Gothic, the local off-shoot of the same literary movement that draws from a distinctly American version of being obsessed with that which has passed and is no longer. Rather than the moldering tombs and churches of old Europe, it focuses on is the fading niceties and blatant racism of Antebellum and early Reconstruction life in the Southern states. William Faulkner is the scribe most associated with Mississippi, a really rather southern state. Naturally, that means he penned a few entries into the Southern Gothic subgenre himself, none more well-regarded than “A Rose for Emily” from 1930. 

You might have read the story in high school English class, where it's often used as a way to demonstrate shifting tenses and non-linear sequence of events. If you read the story as a teenager, you might have also watched the 1983 made-for-TV short film adaptation starring Angelica Huston. It follows the plot of Faulkner's story closely: A funeral director reflects on the life of Emily Grierson, the daughter of a rich old family settled in Faulkner's Yoknapatawpha county, shortly after her passing. She was left traumatized by the death of her belligerent father upon her 30th birthday, refusing to give up his corpse to the mortician for several days. Afterwards, she became a recluse and a frequent topic of small town gossip, as the estate she lived in began to crumble and age. One of her few interactions with the outside world was the courtship of a Yankee foreman named Homer Barron. After a brief but seemingly intense romance, Homer is never seen again. It is widely assumed he skipped town. Searching through Emily's cobweb strewn home after her death, the far more unsettling truth is discovered. 

If the gothic story type reflects an inability to let go of the past and to linger on the dead and dying, that means themes of necrophilia commonly occur there as well. What better metaphor is there for being unable to move on from an event than continuing to treat a deceased lover as if they were still alive? This provides the final morbid twist in “A Rose for Emily” and it's quite easy to predict, even if you haven't read Faulkner's story. Director Lyndon Chubbuck – who went on to work largely in television after this – handsomely adapts Faulkner's text, maintaining a good deal of his lovely prose with a respectable degree of period costumes and set-dressing. Angelica Huston, with her perpetually forlorn face and raven hair, is well-cast as the title character. The last act of the twenty minute short is suitably spooky and unsettling. A slow motion shot of the bedroom door being knocked in has stuck with me since seeing this in school, a long time ago. Chubbuck's “A Rose for Emily” doesn't come close to capturing the sense of longing and feeling of decaying tradition that Faulkner's story did. Not that you could really expect such a humble production to. However, it is a decently executed little film and hints at the wider themes – a deep south longing for an idyllic past that never truly existed, a sickeness that persist to this day – of the source material well enough. [7/10]