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Saturday, October 11, 2025

Halloween 2025: October 11th

 
The Queen of Black Magic (1981)
Ratu Ilmu Hitam


Familiarizing oneself with another country's horror history means getting to know that country's horror stars. The actress known professionally as Suzzanna had been working since 1958. She became well known for the 1970 human trafficking drama, “Bernafas Dalam Lumpur.” At the start of the eighties, her career would begin a new phase. While macabre films had been made in the country in prior decades – Suzzanna had previously appeared in a 1972 effort, “Birth in the Grave” – Indonesian horror would really kick off in 1980 with “Satan's Slave.” The next year saw the release of “Mystics in Bali” and “The Queen of Black Magic,” two more popular and highly influential titles. The latter starred Suzanne, nearly forty at the time but still astonishingly youthful looking. Its success would lead to her starring in a number of horror flicks throughout the eighties, with “Sundel Bolong” and “Santet” being some of the better known titles internationally. That's how she earned the nickname “The Queen of Indonesian Horror.” But I'm getting ahead of myself. Let's go back to “Queen of Black Magic.” 

Murni is a virginal maiden in a small Indonesian village. She is seduced by a man named Kohar, who promises to marry her before taking her to bed. Instead, he discards the girl and marries the daughter of the village's leader, granting himself a privileged status. On their wedding day, the bride begins to experience horrific visions of dead bodies, snakes, and rotting food. Kohar accuses Murni of having bewitched his new wife. He assembles an angry mob that tosses Murni off a cliff. The villagers assume her dead but she has been rescued by Gendon, a powerful sorcerer living in the jungle. He promises to teach Murni the ways of black magic, giving her the abilities she'll need to take revenge on those who have wronged her. However, it turns out that her teacher has an agenda of his own. The situation is further complicated by the arrival of Permana, a Muslim authority brought in to investigate all the strangeness, that Murni feels drawn to. 

My previous exposure to eighties Indonesian horror was watching “Mystics in Bali” last October. That movie was delightfully insane, in its commitment to using low budget special effects to create truly bizarre and gruesome sights. “The Queen of Black Magic” doesn't pack in quite as much rubbery madness as that movie but it comes close. Murni's specialty, as a enchantress, is to compel the men who tried to destroy her to destroy themselves. A notable scene has a guy's muscles flexing and pulsating until his skin bursts apart. Another stand-out sequence involves a fellow tearing his own head off, which then comes to life and attacks someone else. When not employing these methods, Murni calls upon a horde of vicious bees or spins someone into the ground like a drill bit. As you might expect, the visual effects are far from seamless. However, the cheesy quality only adds to the movie's charm. “Queen of Black Magic” constantly surprises its viewer with one unexpected and grisly sight after another, brought to life with lots of mutating rubber skin and spurting fake blood. It is, in other words, cool as shit and utterly entertaining.

The stereotype is that Asian countries are incredibly patriarchal, which is often reflected in its cinema. This element of Indonesian society is obviously reflected in “The Queen of Black Magic.” The idea of a woman giving her virginity to anyone but the man she'll married is treated as an enormous scandal. It's enough to mark Murni as a pariah even before she's accused of witchcraft. The man, of course, receives no blow back whatsoever for sleeping around. On one level, Murni becoming a magical avenger certainly suggests this is a narrative about fighting back against these restrictive systems. Except, of course, that she's still under a man's control when learning black magic. Moreover, the second half shows Murni being increasingly manipulated by her teacher while she longs to return to traditionally feminine roles like being a mother. The ending makes sure to find a way to excuse Murni for transgressing, having her die a forgiven woman that is subservient to a good man. The moral of “The Queen of Black Magic” definitely seems to be that it's wrong for a man to pressure a woman into sex and generally mislead her... While also pointing towards the idea that a mother, wife, daughter, and sister is still the most she should aspire to. 

This is not the only odd cultural dynamic at play here. “The Queen of Black Magic” is quite unambiguous in its depiction of occult powers as something to be reckoned with. In addition to all the horrors Murni reaps, her teacher is able to make a man's belly swell like he's pregnant with the use of enchanted dolls or shoot fireballs from his hands. While “Mystics in Bali” showed good white magic as the opposing force to the evil witchcraft, the hero in this film is a Muslim sufi. I don't know anything about how Islamic beliefs influence Indonesian culture, other than it's the majority religion in the country. The presumption is that a Muslim hero in an Indonesian movie, in combat against black magic, plays a similar role to a Catholic priest in an American exorcism movie. Except the white men of God are usually kind of useless against the devil. The hero in “Queen of Black Magic” knows exactly what he's doing, He counters what the villain throws at him and is gloriously victorious. Maybe there really is no god but Allah and Muhammad is his prophet after all...

It's easy to see why Suzzanna would become the face of the horror genre in her home country. She does have an enchanting presence. She is capable of playing both an innocent woman who has been wronged and a wicked force of vengeance. While it can be a bit tricky to tell how the film expects us to feel about her character at any given point, her performance makes sure that we're always on her side. More than anything else, “The Queen of Black Magic” is packed full of unforgettably bizarre images. Murni going somersaults through the air before a full moon or a body exploding graphically right before the end titles come up abruptly: Oh yeah, that's the stuff. That's what I seek out in cult cinema like this. While not quite the parade of lunacy that “Mystics in Bali” was, this was still a ton of fun. [7/10]


 

New Concorde was something like Roger Corman's third or fourth company, depending on what exactly you count. By the early nineties, the studio was absolutely in the business of producing quickie, direct-to-video sequels to whatever their latest hit was. This is why they made eight “Bloodfist” movies, five “Carnosaurs” kind of, and two sequels to “Munchies.” Clearly, the video stores is where the company was having their greatest success. That is probably why “Watchers II” went straight-to-VHS in 1990. It must have sold well but not so well as to rush a third installment out. When a deal came along that allowed Corman to make some films cheaply in Peru, I guess somebody figured that would be a good place to shoot “Watchers 3.” Marc Singer was, I guess, unavailable so instead Wings Hauser – another cult celeb casualty of 2025, sad to say – would team up with a super-smart dog against another genetically engineered monster this time. 

A top secret aircraft is shot down over a jungle infested Central American country. Two creatures escape from a container that is left behind. The first is a mundane golden retriever. The second is a hideous monster, that sets about immediately tearing apart a local military encampment.  Meanwhile, a decorated soldier named Ferguson is being held in military prison, for unspecified crimes. A government official named Stratten makes him an offer. Ferguson and a team of other ex-military convicts will be sent into the jungle after the monster as a black ops. unit. If they can capture the beast, their records will be cleared. Shortly after arriving, Ferguson encounters a super-smart dog that he recognizes as Einstein. Yes, it's at this point that “Watchers 3” is revealed as an actual sequel to the second movie. Oh yeah, he also realizes that the team hasn't been sent to stop the Outsider. They've been sent to prove how effective a killing machine it really is.

It wasn't too difficult to see that “Predator” was a clear influence on the first two “Watchers” movies. The original features its hero setting traps for the monster in the forest. The second doubled-up on the action elements, while adding more infrared-style point-of-view shots from the creature's perspective. Despite that, the movies at least carried the main gimmick of the book forward by focusing on the relationships between the heroes and the hyper-intelligent dogs they befriend. Unfortunately, “Watchers 3” has comparatively little of that. Ferguson and Einstein are not reunited until about half through the movie. For most of the film, the dog hangs out with a mute boy. The exclusively jungle setting leaves few chances for cute scenes of Einstein doing extraordinary activities like typing or driving a car. Instead, “Watchers 3” commits itself entirely to being a “Predator” rip-off. This is a movie about commandos, sent into the jungle under false pretenses, being killed off one-by-one by a super competent monster. Several scenes are directly copied from John MacTiernan's sci-fi/action classic. Such as the monster tending to its wounds and shrieking towards the heavens or the hero rigging up a swinging log booby trap for the beast. 

I don't know why New Horizon decided to produce a blatant knock-off of “Predator,” four years after the cloaked extraterrestrial hunter lurked through the big city. What I do know is that the budget clearly was not here to emulate the pyrotechnics and over-the-top action that made “Predator” a classic. Instead, “Watchers 3” seems to feature a lot of downtime for its team of ex-con bad-asses. There are a handful of encounters with the Outsider in the first half but none are allowed to escalate very far. This means the runtime is padded out with many sequences of the guys bickering among themselves. The one female on the squad is harassed by the biggest asshole on the team, encouraging Ferguson to bark about how he's a dad now or whatever. There's lots of scenes of the dudes challenging his authority, debating what to do, or looking back on their time in Vietnam. Wings Hauser had a certain raspy charm but that can only go so far. A long sequence in which he explains the events of the previous movie, while leaning against a tree, only gives the impression that this life-or-death situation is not so urgent after all.

That “Watchers 3” ends up more uneventful than thrilling is disappointing. While straying further and further from the alligator/baboon described in Koontz' book, this sequel probably has the coolest look for the Outsider yet. It's a reptilian creature with bulging bug eyes, a bumpy exterior hide, and a decently animated face. The seams in the budget still show repeatedly. Whenever the creature has to run, its various scales and armor flop around. It makes the same canned hissing/shrieking dinosaurian monster noises you've heard in a hundred other B-movies. However, when dedicated to the monster tearing dudes apart, “Watchers 3” finally develops a pulse. The gory dismemberment mostly play out on-screen this time. Two bloody moments that couldn't help but make me laugh involved the monster ripping the flesh from a guy's chest until the rib cage was revealed and a rather rubbery beheading. Once the rest of Ferguson's team bit the dust, and the film becomes a mano-a-monsto showdown, the feeling of dull inevitability overtakes it once again. 

“Watchers 3” cooks a little bit of “Rambo: First Blood Part II” into its premise as well, what with the good guy being released from prison only to be screwed over by the man in charge. Because this is a half-assed and low-budget rip-off, we don't get to see Wings get revenge on the stuffed-shirt CIA pencil-pusher who sent him off to die. We do, however, get to see Wings sit down from across a large black man and say “I'm black.” (They are about to play chess, har-har.) There's also an amusingly overheated moment where one of his army buddies has a Vietnam flashback right at the moment of death, leading to much overacting from both parties involved. Does that make “Watchers 3” worth watching? Not really. This one definitely needed more dog. [5/10]




Of all the prominent celebrity deaths in 2025, the one that hit me the hardest was Michelle Trachtenberg. I'll admit, I had a crush on her back in my middle school days, going so far as to pin a poster of her from the official “Buffy” magazine up on my bedroom wall. I've decided to pay homage to Miss Trachtenberg by digging up an overlooked series she hosted. In 1996, Discovery Channel launched a kid-centric spin-off network called, fittingly enough, Discovery Kids. At the time, Discovery was still a brand associated with actual educational programming and this venture was meant to bring the same quality of documentaries and science shows to a younger audience. One such program was “Truth or Scare,” which was basically a version of “In Search Of...” targeted at the 7-to-12 crowd. From a bitchin' looking creepy library set, “Michelle Trachtenberg of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer,”” as the credits referred to her, would brings us a little bit of the history behind legends like Dracula, werewolves, Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, and haunted locations from all around the world.

Of the twenty-two episodes, “The True Story of Halloween” is obviously the most fitting for this time of year. Over a half-hour, Trachtenberg describes a brief summation of Halloween's roots as a Celtic celebration and how this practice was eventually Christianized and secularized into the holiday we know today. The narration is fairly simplified but the information covered is essentially true. The script has the annoying habit of relying legends under the guise of “a man claims to have seen” something but it gets the message across. A kid watching this would learn that Halloween began as a celebration of the harvest, a commemoration of the spirits of the dead, and a time when spiritual awareness was heightened. Stories like human sacrifices or black cats being burned at this time are mentioned and smartly dismissed as legends. Instead, the origins of bobbing for apples as a form of divination or trick-or-treating's probable beginnings as the Catholic tradition of souling are high-lighted. Good stuff for a eight year old to learn back in October of 2001. 

The footage that plays behind this narration is standard B-roll of nineties trick-or-treaters. The number of Ghostface masks on display make that clear. When Michelle is discussing the legend of Stingy Jack, we get some fun footage of a guy in a devil mask hanging out in a tree. “Truth or Scare” mixes in a little bit of backstory behind the vampire and witches legends too. A modern pagan named Fiona Horne is interviewed to provide some insight into witchcraft history and its link to the modern Halloween. Anybody well versed in the history and folklore of the holiday isn't going to learn anything new here. However, it sets a fittingly spooky ambiance for anybody who has nostalgia for this era of television. This is especially true of the opening titles – depicted as an animated trip through the secret passageways of a haunted host – and the cool goth fashion Trachtenberg wears in her host segments. While surrounded by pumpkins and candles, no less. No wonder my twelve year old self got a good look at her and started feeling things. Rest in peace, Michelle. [7/10]



Les pays loin

Before Jean Rollin started making his dreamy sexploitation movies about naked lady vampires and an immediately recognizable beach, he was a young filmmaker trying to establish himself. After failing to make a documentary about Francisco Franco, he directed a surreal short entitled "The Far Countries." It concerns a young man wandering through the streets of a ruined city, covered with rubble. He has few memories and only knows he is seeking the town center. The people he meets speak a strange unearthly language, always too busy to help him. In an underground tunnel, he meets a young woman who speaks French. Her memories are also fragmented but, together, the two attempt to navigate through this strange, inhospitable place. 

Rollin was a filmmaker obsessed with reoccurring ideas and images. He returned to many of them over and over again throughout his career, like reprises during an orchestral piece. "The Far Countries" lacks the sexploitation or gothic elements of his later work but does zero in on another persistent theme. Here, we see a man wandering through a strange city. He doesn't know anything about it, other than he doesn't belong here. Rollin protagonists are always misfits and, more often than not, they wander through labyrinth locations where they do not fit in. The lack of memory – revisited in "Night of the Hunted" – and not speaking the language makes the outsiderdom in "The Far Countries" even more existential. The man doesn't know how he got here, where he's going, and can't make anyone understand how lost he is. You can't help but interpret the film as a metaphor for life when you're a confused young person, with not much behind you and no idea of what's ahead, surrounded by a hostile landscape where everyone around you doesn't even speak the same words as you. 

The protagonist persists in this state until he meets a girl, who is enough like him that they can form a bond. There's no resolution to "The Far Countries" but what we do get is a young couple finding some form of solace in each other's arms. The ending is more hopeful than Rollin's later films that touched on similar ideas, like "The Iron Rose" or "Lips of Blood," which veer more towards tragedy or ennui. In general, the short lacks the threat of death or campy dime store horror trappings that haunts his later work. However, it has the same sort of dreamy otherness that I seek from Rollin. Ideas here – running into a friend at his home and being unable to convince him of what you need because he's about to leave on an important trip – feel right out of an anxious dream. As do inexplicable but somehow meaningful images like the man picking up a dislocated door and laying it aside. Describing the "The Far Countries" as horror exactly is a real stretch. (Though being lost in a seemingly post-apocalyptic city where everyone speaks a weird language you can't understand would be pretty scary.) Yet, for Rollin fans like me, it provides a tantalizing glimpse into his early days, when the obsessions were just taking roots but the symbols resonate with the same hard-to-define importance. [7/10]

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