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Saturday, October 19, 2019

Halloween 2019: October 18th


It's hard to believe October is almost over already. I feel like I have to shove in as much Halloween madness in the next two weeks as possible! Tonight, before JD and I saw the new "Addams Family" movie, we stopped by IHOP to try their ridiculous, spooky tie-in menu. Naturally, I had to try the Wednesday Webcakes, a stack of pancakes topped off with spiderweb frosting and a dollap of purple whipped cream. (The entire tie-in menu heavily features purple whipped cream.) I have to say, they were delicious. Though with the sugary icing, the cake part of "pancake" is really emphasized. I felt like I had desert for dinner. I'll probably have to return to my local International House of Pancakes to try these again before the promotion is over. Anyway, on with the review!

The Addams Family (2019)

For a series of one-panel gag comics, Charles Addams’ family of macabre eccentrics have had a surprisingly lasting effect on popular culture. Addams’ characters, unnamed in their original illustrated context, would go on to wider recognition with the iconic 1964 television series. That series would beget two animated series, a TV movie, a trilogy of popular live action films, a second TV show, a hit Broadway musical, video games and other forms of merchandise. An animated theatrical film, supposedly drawing its visuals from Addams’ original comics, was first floated years back with (an incredibly on-brand) Tim Burton directing. Nitrogen Studios, making their second feature after “Sausage Party,” would end up being the ones to bring the Addams back to theater screens. And just in time for Halloween too.

This new “Addams Family” is an origin story of sorts. It begins with Gomez and Morticia’s wedding and shows how they settled in a haunted asylum in suburban New Jersey (where Charles Addams was from), its lumbering and mute sole inhabitant becoming their man-servant. Thirteen years later, the family has grown with daughter Wednesday and son Pugsley. As Pugsley’s Mazurka, the Addams family manhood ritual, approaches, the entire Addams clan is gathering in the near-by town of Assimilation. The town is the creation of home renovation show host, Margaux Needler. Needler sees the eerie Addams as an eyesore and is determined to force them out.

Any time an older property is being rebooted, especially with kids intended as the primary audience, there’s always this concern they’ll add recent pop culture references or obnoxious contemporary humor in an attempt to modernize the characters. 2019’s “Addams Family,” thankfully,  largely resists this temptation. Yes, Snoop Dogg provides Cousin Itt’s squeaky jabbering and the soundtrack has a few overly recognizable needle drops. (Though an R.E.M. classic is deployed in amusing fashion.) While the story references reality television, the internet, cellphones, Instagram filters, Fitbits, and similar modern inventions, the classic spirit of the Addams is largely maintained.

If “The Addams Family” has a serious flaw, it is one adaptations of comic stripes and TV shows often struggle with. The film has a seriously episodic narrative. Which story line the film is focused on shifts from scene-to-scene. The conflict between the proudly weird Addams and appearances-obsessed control freak Needler forms the backbone of the story. Yet even this spends most of the movie disconnected from the story involving Pugsley’s Mazurka, the internal conflict Gomez is most concerned with. The storyline of Wednesday deciding to attend public school and befriending Needler’s daughter feels like another digression, thrown in because it’s a funny idea but doesn’t connect with the rest of the movie until the last act. It’s as if the producers had multiple ideas for an “Addams Family” movie and, instead of running with only one of them, shoved them all together.

As a (mostly) kid-friendly comedy, 2019’s “Addams Family” packs in tons of jokes. Some of these work a little better than others. Some of the jokes veer a little too much towards the loud and wacky. A sequence where Pugsley peppers his dad with explosions feels included largely to take advantage of the 3-D animation, especially with the musical reprise of these antics at the story’s climax. However, the jokes stay on the right side of kooky and spooky. Wednesday’s homicidal tendencies towards her brother, or Gomez and Morticia's causal attitude towards torture, are both maintained. A long section devoted to Wednesday's excursion in public school, climaxing in an unexpected homage to “Invasion of the Body Snatchers,” is worth a few chuckles. So is her teenage rebellion against her parents by a brief embrace of preppy fashion, which Morticia has an amusingly shocked reaction to.

Helping make even some of the weaker comedic set pieces land is the star-studded cast. When the names were announced last year, I was far from the only person to observe that you could easily transfer this cast into live action and it would be just as good. Maybe even better, as Oscar Isaac's natural charisma is held back a little when only given his voice to work with, as Gomez. (And the somewhat grotesque character design, lovingly recreated from Addams' comics, certainly aren't as handsome.) Everyone else is pretty much perfect though. Charlize Theron's grim but studied delivery is ideal for Morticia. Chloe Moretz' glum sarcasm matches Wednesday. Allison Janney is frequently funny as Needler, an ideal foil to the Addams. A big name star like Finn Wolfhard probably wasn't necessary for Pugsley, though Finn does fine.

2019's “Addams Family” certainly doesn't have the level of biting social satire that was present in the nineties films, which are genuine cult classics by this point. However, the movie earns some points by at least celebrating the non-conformity of its heroes. (And ends with a nice homage to the original show as well.) I don't think this iteration of the characters will prove as endearing as that one. I only saw the movie a few hours ago and I can already feel it starting to fade from my memory. However, it's been declared a success with a release date for a sequel already being decided. If nothing else, it's nice to see these classic characters survive into the modern age without too much tinkering and revamping. [7/10]



The Girl Next Door (2007)

Jack Ketchum's books are notorious for being difficult reads, packed full of the kind of graphic violence and depravity that makes you flinch. And “The Girl Next Door” is widely considered his most disturbing novel. Probably because it's closely based on a true story. The torture-murder of Sylvia Likens is among the most distressing crimes ever committed in America. Read the Wikipedia page about that if you ever want to loose faith in humanity. Despite being such a visceral, disturbing read, a film adaptation of “The Girl Next Door” exists. When released in 2007, the film was hailed as nearly as upsetting as the book that inspired it. Since I read the book this last summer, I figured I was emotionally prepared for the movie too.

In 1958, David was twelve years old and living in suburban New Jersey. He frequently spent time at the house next door, where middle-age Ruth Chandler let her four sons get away with almost everything. Ruth is now taking care of thirteen year old Meg Loughlin and her invalid little sister, Susan. David soon develops a crush on the beautiful, lively Meg. However, Ruth begins to direct a stream of verbal abuse and violence at Meg. The girl tolerates the treatment to protect her sister. Soon, Meg has been roped up in the Chandler basement, where Ruth allows the boys to do whatever sick and twist thing they want to her. David at first watches but is soon forced to do something to help her.

Anyone who has read Ketchum's novel likely ranks it among the most unsettling books they've ever read. What made the literary “Girl Next Door” so disturbing is how it didn't let the reader off the hook. There was no detachment, no attempt to intellectualize. The reader was made first-person witness to these horrible crimes and forced to grapple with the consequences of that. Gregory M. Wilson's film version does not attempt as imitate this presentation. In fact, Wilson's direction is rather stage-like at times. Much of “The Girl Next Door” is devoted to its characters standing around and talking. The staging is largely uninspired, the rooms all looking boxy and square. The music is melodramatic at times. The film closely adapts Ketchum's book but the addition it makes, mostly to the framing device, are a bit didactic about the story's themes.

This stagy quality sometimes extends to the acting, which ranges wildly from performance to performance. Daniel Manche seems somewhat stiff and inexperienced as the young David, though he grows better as the film goes on. You don't always believe him as a regular boy but you buy him as a traumatized voyeur and victim. The quality of the child actors vary wildly. Madeline Taylor is a bit wooden as Susan. The boys playing Ruth's sons can be realistically rough at times but are not always threatening. Blythe Auffarth is always convincing as Meg, though the actress' bravery must be commended considering what she goes through. The best performance belongs to Blanche Baker as Ruth. Baker's ability to spit Ruth's absolutely venomous dialogue while always maintaining her civility as an authority figure, the character directing a lifetime of resentment at the innocent teen girl, is truly terrifying.

However, Wilson's film works when it counts. It's depiction of the horrible abuse Meg suffers is stark and startling. The first violence in the film – Ruth beating Susan and making everyone watch – is largely kept off-screen. We see the girl's face squirm, hear her cries, watch her legs flinch with each blow. From there, “The Girl Next Door” smartly knows what to show and what to conceal. The scenes of Meg suspended with ropes are absolutely discomforting and only grow more tense as they become more sexual in nature. The eventual result of that air of sexual menace is just about impossible to watch. The only gore truly on-screen is the infamous branding. By emphasizing the horror Meg feels, and making the audience witness to it, “The Girl Next Door” causes its act of violence to become truly gut-turning.

“The Girl Next Door” is not the kind of movie you enjoy It's a deeply disturbing motion picture that exposes the darkness the human heart is capable of. (Both Ketchum's novel and the film are known in Europe as simply “Evil,” which is an accurate title.) Unlike “The Lost,” there's a point to its cruelty and the filmmaker approaches the material with tact, though not by downplaying the horrors of the crime. Oddly, the fictional adaptation proves a more disturbing depiction of the Likens case than the same year's “An American Crime,” which adapted the true life case and had a more high-profile cast. I'm attributing that to the power of Ketchum's text, which the film comes closer to capturing than most of us would dare try. [7/10]



The Twilight Zone: The Howling Man

The influence of “The Twilight Zone” on American pop culture really can't be overstated. Rod Serling's anthology series would teach an entire generation of viewers that sci-fi, fantasy, and horror could be used for social commentary. As well as educating the world on how to pull off a twist ending. Despite its place in genre history, I've never found “The Twilight Zone” especially scary. However, I've always only seen a fraction of its many episode. “The Howling Man” is frequently cited as the scariest visit to the “Twilight Zone” and it's also one I've never taken before. Time to correct that.

David Ellington is a sickly traveler seeking shelter from a raging storm. He winds up inside a strange monastery run by mysterious monks. They claim to be part of a religious order, with Moses-like beards and staffs, with Brother Jerome as their leader. David doesn't know what to make of the sect. Moreover, he's disturbed by the howling he hears near-by. The howling man is being kept in a prison cell, telling David that the monks are keeping him there against his will. Brother Jerome, meanwhile, is convinced the man is literally the Devil himself. David isn't sure what to think but he learns the truth soon enough.

“The Howling Man” generates an atmosphere of tension through its brief half-hour run time. Director Douglas Heyes shoots portions of the episode from askew angles, creating a dream-like atmosphere of uncertainty early on. The setting is certainly spooky. It's a creaky old abbey, thunder and lightning raging outside. That the atmosphere is so strong is good, as “The Howling Man” is mostly just a two man show. Most of the episode is devoted to John Carradine delivering one fiery monologue after another as Brother Jerome. Carradine's resounding voice is, of course, excellently suited to this. The episode's ending plays things out to a logical conclusion, with an impressive use of make-up spreading up cleverly. There's something of a twist too, since the story is being narrated to us. While I'm not sure I'd call it scary, “The Howling Man” is absolutely a classic “Twilight Zone” episode. [8/10]



Critters: A New Binge: Beginnings

With its opening episode of goofy special effects out of the way, “A New Binge” actually sets out developing its story in its second part. We learn a lot more about Christopher, how he's bullied by kids at school and has a poor relationship with his promiscuous mom. Of his real friends, Charlie talks him into signing up for a hot dog eating contest and Uncle Murray seems mildly demented. Meanwhile, the Crites continue to track their missing countryman. They hunt down an elderly couple that will lead them on their way, all while trying very hard to resist their natural bite-y instincts.

“Beginnings” has a few decent comedic gags. Gilbert Gottfried appears as Uncle Murray. Gottfried is clearly capable of delivering a rambling monologue about fate and personal happiness, while going on probably improvised digressions about penis size. The Crites remain lovably goofy creatures, especially when their commanding officer is giving them shit for not controlling their appetite. I also like the reappearance of the Critters' ability to shoot paralyzing barbs. The pot-shots at Chris' slutty mom are pretty lame though and an asshole boyfriend is unamusing. This is an episode clearly devoted to setting up future storylines, so we'll see where that goes. [6/10]

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