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Tuesday, April 21, 2026

CHUCK'S ROUNDHOUSE: Sidekicks (1992)

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When “The Karate Kid” was released in 1984, it gave lame white people all over the world an excuse to embrace martial arts . John G. Avildse...

Monday, April 6, 2026

CHUCK'S ROUNDHOUSE: The Octagon (1980)

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The first references in Japanese history to the descendants of a disposed samurai founding a school to train soldiers in guerilla warfare a...

Saturday, September 13, 2025

Halloween 2025: September 13th

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Predator: Killer of Killers (2025) Back when I was in the sixth grade or so, my school had one of those annual book fairs. For whatever re...

Wednesday, August 16, 2023

RECENT WATCHES: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023)

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From my lofty position as a “ geriatric millennial ,” I have seen the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise evolve through far more iterat...

Monday, November 25, 2019

RECENT WATCHES: Batman Vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2019)

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Because of the insular quality of the comics industry, it’s a lot easier for various properties to get together and make oddball crossove...

Friday, May 17, 2019

VIDEO GAME MOVIE MONTH: DOA: Dead or Alive (2006)

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At best, I'm a mediocre player but most of my favorite video games are still fighting games. So I actually have quite a lot of ex...

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