Film Thoughts

Welcome to the film-related musings, complaints, and comments of Zack Clopton, an amateur film-critic, scholar, and screenwriter. Featured here are Director's Report Cards, essays, and other reviews. Enjoy!

Thursday, April 30, 2026

CHUCK’S ROUNDHOUSE: Agent Recon (2024)

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Following the non-event that was the 2005 release of “The Cutter,” Chuck Norris would essentially retire. He strapped on the cowboy boots fo...
Wednesday, April 29, 2026

CHUCK'S ROUNDHOUSE: The Cutter (2005)

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By 2005, Chuck Norris was too old for this shit. “Walker, Texas Ranger” ended in 2001, after a nine season run that is frankly hard to belie...
Tuesday, April 28, 2026

CHUCK'S ROUNDHOUSE: Bells of Innocence (2003)

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The 1960s saw evangelical fundamentalists, Biblical literalists who rejected modern science and changing social ideology, grow more influent...
Monday, April 27, 2026

CHUCK'S ROUNDHOUSE: The President's Man: A Line in the Sand (2002)

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Finding ratings information for obscure television movies from twenty-four years ago is not always easily done. However, I can deduce a few ...
Sunday, April 26, 2026

CHUCK'S ROUNDHOUSE: The President's Man (2000)

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After nine seasons and two hundred and three episodes, “Walker, Texas Ranger” would hang up his silver star in May of 2001. Presumably becau...
Saturday, April 25, 2026

CHUCK'S ROUNDHOUSE: Logan's War: Bound by Honor (1998)

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By 1998, “Walker, Texas Range” had been running for seven seasons. This was clearly a deal that had worked out for Mr. Norris and his bosses...
Friday, April 24, 2026

CHUCK'S ROUNDHOUSE: Forest Warrior (1996)

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As a fan of low budget filmmaking – especially when it spotlights new voices or contains a subversive message – I do not believe there is an...
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