Film Thoughts

Welcome to the film-related musings, complaints, and comments of Zack Clopton, an amateur film-critic, scholar, and screenwriter. Featured here are Director's Report Cards, essays, and other reviews. Enjoy!

Tuesday, April 22, 2025

RECENT WATCHES: The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (2021)

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The day was February 16th, 1981 and the place was Brookfield, Connecticut. Nineteen year Arne Cheyenne Johnson didn't show up to his tr...

Monday, April 21, 2025

Spiral: From the Book of Saw (2021)

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You can never be sure what horror films will emerge as the decade's most influential until it is all thoroughly in the rear view mirror....

Sunday, April 20, 2025

RECENT WATCHES: F9: The Fast Saga (2021)

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Vin Diesel gets a lot of shit and probably not unfairly . However, one thing is undeniable: The man loves the movies. Diesel's belief in...

Saturday, April 19, 2025

RECENT WATCHES: Annabella Comes Home (2019)

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The blood-thirsty capitalists love the "Cinematic Universe" model pioneered by Marvel, because it ensures a steady stream of ...

Friday, April 18, 2025

RECENT WATCHES: The Curse of La Llorona (2019)

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It is possibly the most persistent piece of folklore in Latin American communities. Popularized by a 1849 sonnet by Mexican poet Manuel Car...

Thursday, April 17, 2025

Director Report Card: James Wan (2018)

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9. Aquaman In 1939, newsstands would be introduced to a superhero inspired by classic tales of seafaring adventure and the myth of Atlantis ...

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