Film Thoughts

Welcome to the film-related musings, complaints, and comments of Zack Clopton, an amateur film-critic, scholar, and screenwriter. Featured here are Director's Report Cards, essays, and other reviews. Enjoy!

Tuesday, May 31, 2022

Director Report Card: Matthew Bright (2004)

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4. Tiptoes Sometimes, a movie so grossly miscalculated comes along that it can't help but become an object of morbid curiosity for a cer...

Monday, May 30, 2022

Director Report Card: Matthew Bright (2002)

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3. Ted Bundy Serial killers have always fascinated people. A lot of folks can't help but wonder what would draw someone to perform such ...

Sunday, May 29, 2022

Director Report Card: Matthew Bright (1999)

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2. Freeway II: Confessions of a Trickbaby “Freeway” was never the kind of movie that was going to make a lot of money at the box office. A f...

Saturday, May 28, 2022

Director Report Card: Matthew Bright (1996)

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How do you go from being an up-and-coming cult movie auteur, a name destined to be spoken of in hushed tones by weirdo film nerds, to having...

Friday, May 27, 2022

Director Report Card: Michael Lehmann (2007) - Part Two

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9. Flakes When talking about “Because I Said So,” I mentioned that it was one of two new Michael Lehmann movies to come out in 2007... Kind ...

Thursday, May 26, 2022

Director Report Card: Michael Lehmann (2007) Part One

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8. Because I Said So Even though "40 Days and 40 Nights" made a little bit of money, the period immediately following that film...

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