Film Thoughts

Welcome to the film-related musings, complaints, and comments of Zack Clopton, an amateur film-critic, scholar, and screenwriter. Featured here are Director's Report Cards, essays, and other reviews. Enjoy!

Wednesday, May 25, 2022

Director Report Card: Michael Lehmann (2002)

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7. 40 Days and 40 Nights In 1999, Jason Biggs fucked a pie. Gross-out gags like that, alongside other debatable merits , made “American Pie”...

Tuesday, May 24, 2022

Director Report Card: Michael Lehmann (1998)

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6. My Giant It might be impossible to imagine this now but, once upon a time, Billy Crystal was an actual box office draw. Here in 2022, Cry...

Monday, May 23, 2022

Director Report Card: Michael Lehmann (1996)

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5. The Truth About Cats & Dogs None of Michael Lehmann's movies had ever made much money. “Heathers” quickly became a beloved cult c...

Sunday, May 22, 2022

Director Report Card: Michael Lehmann (1994)

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4. Airheads How do you come back from making one of the most notorious critical punching bags of the nineties? This was the question facing....

Saturday, May 21, 2022

Director Report Card: Michael Lehmann (1991)

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3. Hudson Hawk “Hudson Hawk,” your reputation proceeds you. If you’re a movie nerd of a certain age, the name “Hudson Hawk” is practically s...

Friday, May 20, 2022

Director Report Card: Michael Lehmann (1990)

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2. Meet the Applegates "Heathers" didn't make any money but someone at New World Pictures must've liked the cut of Michael...

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