Film Thoughts

Welcome to the film-related musings, complaints, and comments of Zack Clopton, an amateur film-critic, scholar, and screenwriter. Featured here are Director's Report Cards, essays, and other reviews. Enjoy!

Friday, December 24, 2021

RECENT WATCHES: The Advent Calendar (2021)

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The novelty of setting a horror movie around Christmas is no longer enough to distinguish it. Grim spins were put on all the standard holida...

Thursday, December 16, 2021

Christmas 2021: December 16th

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Sailor Moon S: The Movie – Hearts in Ice (1994) I've mentioned this before but I went through a pretty big anime phase as a kid. It sta...

Wednesday, December 15, 2021

Christmas 2021: December 15th

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Lady Gaga & The Muppets' Holiday Spectacular (2013) This year's holiday journey has taken me to some unexpected places. If it is...

Friday, December 10, 2021

Christmas 2021: December 10th

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Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation (1990) It's been a few years since I've reviewed a "Silent Night, Deadly Night" m...

Thursday, December 9, 2021

Christmas 2021: December 9th

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Fitzwilly (1967) Dick Van Dyke is one of those pop culture figures that is widely beloved because, by most accounts, he's a genuinely de...

Wednesday, December 8, 2021

Christmas 2021: December 8th

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Mystery Science Theater 3000: Jack Frost Christmas traditions are so ingrained in modern American culture. From the moment kids are old enou...

Tuesday, December 7, 2021

Christmas 2021: December 7th

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Silent Night (2021) There used to be a novelty to the idea of setting a macabre story around Christmas. The contrast between the holly-jolli...

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